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[after the saxophone opening theme ends]

Cliff: This is the best elevator music I've ever heard!

Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education ?

Rudy: Teach third grade !

Clair Huxtable: Cliff, why did we have four children?

Cliff: Because we did not want five.

Cliff: [watching all the news reports about nuclear bombs on TV] Rudy, hurry up and become president because we need you now!

Clair Huxtable: Please!

Cliff: Clair, we don't even know if the joint is Theo's and you already got the boy going to Turkey.

Theo: [trying to get Rudy to eat her Brussel sprouts] Okay, pretend you're King Kong and those are the Three Stooges.

Rudy: No!

Cliff: If you call a female surgeon 'old', she will tear you apart.

[repeated line]

Cliff: Look at me when you lie.

Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.

Rudy: Thank you, your grumpiness.

Cliff: Your grandson got his ear pierced.

Russell Huxtable: On purpose?

Cliff: [to Rudy] No, no, don't take my bubble thing.

Cliff: [to Vanessa's 12 year old friend] When Mrs. Huxtable comes home, you bring the car around.

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