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(1983)

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Randy: That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.

Julie Richman: I'll start my diet tomorrow.

Stacey: You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.

Suzi Brent: Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy.

Julie Richman: Who?

Stacey: Tommy.

Julie Richman: Who?

StaceySuzi BrentLoryn: [in unison] TOMMY!

Julie Richman: Fuck him!

Randy: [to Julie after she dumps him] Well fuck you, for sure, like totally!

Julie Richman: Do you think she really does all the stuff she says?

Stacey: You know, I think she does. I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?

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Fred Bailey: So, you wanna dance?

Girl: In another life!

Fred Bailey: Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.

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Randy: Where do you work?

Julie Richman: At my parents' store.

Randy: What do they sell?

Julie Richman: Health foods.

Randy: That's cool.

Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?

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[behind the stage curtain at the Valley High junior prom]

Fred Bailey: Ahh! Stacey! Hey, man, check out Stacey!

Randy: I don't wanna see Stacey.

[peeks from behind the curtain in time to see Tommy kiss Julie on the dance floor]

Randy: Ugh! That's it! Man, I've had it with you, Bailey!

Fred Bailey: What? I didn't think her haircut was that bad.

Randy: What do you mean, her haircut? I just want to know what the rest of this grand plan of yours is.

Fred Bailey: No, man, this is it! Simplicity at its finest.

Randy: Simplicity at its finest. Well, at least you got us here. So let's...

Randy and Fred (in unison): ...crush that fly!

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Tommy: It appears as though you forgot our French fries and a Coke, fishhead.

Randy: Oh, well, Peter Piper picked a pepper, I guess I did!

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Julie Richman: [to her friends] Man, he's like tripendicular, ya know?

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Julie Richman: Like, they're staring right at us.

Stacey: Gross! Let's move.

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Fred Bailey: Do you believe a girl should pet on the first date?

Girl: Who are you, Bozo the Clown?

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Steve Richman: [about Julie] Sarah, do you know how much she looks like you?

Sarah Richman: Do I still look that way?

Steve Richman: Better!

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Randy: [shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?

Julie Richman: [embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?

Randy: It's how I feel. It's what I want.

Julie Richman: I'm here with you now.

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Fred Bailey: [warily surveying party food] What you got running here, a bait shop?

Suzi Brent: Like, it's sushi, don't you know?

[points at each platter as she identifies them]

Suzi Brent: Like, this here is tuna, that's flying fish egg, and that's sea urchin.

Randy: This is pistachio paste, isn't it?

[picks up a smear of wasabi with a chopstick and eats it; he then watches party guests enjoying the sushi]

Randy: Dig in, Fred.

Fred Bailey: [shudders] I think I'll go get something to drink.

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Fred Bailey: [introducing himself to Julie and Stacey] Hi, I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta.

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Tommy: [about his recent break-up with Julie] Who else is there? No other Val dude can touch me. She must really be freaking out.

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Julie Richman: Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.

Suzi Brent: But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.

Julie Richman: I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair!

Loryn: Oh, bad news!

Julie Richman: [glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.

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Julie Richman: [arguing about staying out all night] Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?

Sarah Richman: Bad karma, dear!

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Stacey: Fred?

Fred Bailey: Stacey?

Stacey: God, you're so weird! Go away!

Fred Bailey: My little pickle. My darling.

Stacey: Like, this is so embarrassing.

Fred Bailey: Well, I think you're cute.

Stacey: My God.

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Tommy: [while getting his ticket torn by Randy, who is working as an usher and wearing 3-D glasses] Bitchin'! Is this in 3-D?

Randy: No, but your face is.

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Randy: No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so fuck it, we're goin' back.

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Randy: All right, but when they attack the car, save the radio.

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