Spring Break (1983)
Eesh: [to Adam and Nelson] You want something, you call Eesh. You need something, you call Eesh! You get in troubles... they work themselves out.
Adam: I still don't know where my underpants are.
Nelson: Why? What happened to 'em?
Adam: I think they ate 'em.
Ernest Dalby: I will not have you running around in public acting like a fool and dressing like a hermaphrodite.
Adam: Why does OT have a knife in his mouth? Does he really expect trouble?
Stu: Nah, he always wanted to swim with one. He saw it once on television.
Ernest Dalby: Now step aside.
Nelson: Damn it, I said no. I'm through stepping aside for you. And that goes for getting pushed around, held back and screwed over too.
Arresting Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
Ernest Dalby: Drinking? No no no. It was poured all over me.
Arresting Officer: Sheriff, pour him into the backseat.
Stu: You know what it's like saving money in New York? It's like making it with your sister - it's just not done.
Adam: Nelson, those are ''Playboy'' tits. I haven't seen ''Playboy'' tits anywhere except ''Playboy''.
Nelson: I keep wondering what Stu said to those girls.
Adam: Oh, probably something like, ah, "Nice night, isn't it? Be nicer if you spent it with us."
Nelson: Yeah, he probably made it sound good, too.
Adam: Sure, Stu's what you call professionally cool.