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Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) Poster

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Buford T. Justice: Follow that sum bitch.

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Buford T. Justice: I gotcha!

The Real Bandit: Hello, Buford. Well, you caught me with my pants down.

Buford T. Justice: I did?

The Real Bandit: That's a... figure of speech.

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Buford T. Justice: [sees the girl's breasts] Oof!

Girl at Picnic: What's wrong, Sheriff?

Buford T. Justice: I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.

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Little Enos: I'd like to kick your ass.

Buford T. Justice: You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.

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Buford T. Justice: Junior, retirement is cat shit.

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[talking about Junior]

Buford T. Justice: He's dumb... but a loveable shit.

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Buford T. Justice: Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.

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Little Enos: Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.

Big Enos Burdette: I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.

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Junior: Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?

Buford T. Justice: Son, you'll always be my tick turd.

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Cledus Snow: I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!

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Cledus Snow: I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?

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Dusty Trails: Is it just me or are you slowing down?

Cledus Snow: Maybe. Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote? What good would the fox be without the hound? What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?

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Nudist Female: If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.

Buford T. Justice: I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.

Nudists: Awwwww.

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Buford T. Justice: I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.

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[yelling at Junior]

Buford T. Justice: Will you get away from me you shit?

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Junior: Daddy, my face is all white.

Buford T. Justice: Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.

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Buford T. Justice: That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.

Junior: I'd rather have a dime.

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Dusty Trails: Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard.

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