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Jason Carmichael: You could have broken a rib! Who the hell do you think you are?

Phoebe Craddock: I'll tell you who I am, you're full of shit, that's who I am!

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Jason Carmichael: Do you know who I really am?

Phoebe Craddock: Oliver Twist?

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Phoebe Craddock: I wish I could think of a response to that, but right now I'm in the middle of a hot flash!

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Phoebe Craddock: You just sat down and creased yourself!

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Phoebe Craddock: Do you think someone could fall in love that fast?

Jason Carmichael: Of course. It happened to me once. I was at the Tony awards two years ago, I saw this woman from the back. She was wearing a blue taffeta dress, and she had gleaming black hair, cascading over creamy white shoulders. I fell instantly in love. then she turned 'round and it was you.

Phoebe Craddock: It was green actually.

Jason Carmichael: What was?

Phoebe Craddock: The dress. It was from the second act of "Somewhere every summer" I borrowed it from wardrobe.

Jason Carmichael: I might have known you wouldn't have bought it.

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Phoebe Craddock: Do you love her, Jason?

Jason Carmichael: Love her? I can't even hear her from the balcony!

Phoebe Craddock: Then why?

Jason Carmichael: Christ! Don't you understand anything about sex?

Phoebe Craddock: Apparently not.

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Blanche Dailey: Were you eavesdropping?

Jason Carmichael: Of course not, who could hear anything over the clash of your bracelets.

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Blanche Dailey: What about you, my love? Are you going to marry that nice young man?

Phoebe Craddock: Well, I've gone from no to perhaps but I'm not fooling anyone. Not even myself.

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Phoebe Craddock: I take it this is my friend and not my agent talking.

Blanche Dailey: I just don't want to see you turn into one of those dotty women writers who drink too much and wear hats.

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Allison St. James: Jason, I found out why Phoebe left you.

Jason Carmichael: Allison, will you be quiet, we're rehearsing.

Allison St. James: Jason, I'm divorcing you.

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Jason Carmichael: How do you feel?

Phoebe Craddock: Sleepy. Incredibly sleepy. Do you think that's the alcohol?

Jason Carmichael: Either that or the bananas.

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Jason Carmichael: God, you're crass!

Blanche Dailey: I'm supposed to be, I'm you agent.

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Jason Carmichael: Blanche, you're not in the chorus anymore. You don't have to be heard at the back of the house.

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Phoebe Craddock: [waking] Oh, god! I had the most horrible dream! I was at the opening night party, the mayor was sitting next to me...

[remembering]

Phoebe Craddock: Oh... God!

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Phoebe Craddock: Where'd everybody go?

Bus Boy: The reviews came in.

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Phoebe Craddock: Whenever we sit in a restaurant, you always take the best seat, with your back to the wall so everyone can see you!

Jason Carmichael: And so they can't see you! You dress like a walking garage sale!

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Jason Carmichael: Leo, you seem like an intelligent man; why do you to all the trouble to hide it with ugly ties?

Leo Janowitz: It's no trouble.

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