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Private School (1983) Poster

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Christine Ramsey: Jordan thinks that length is the most important. What do you think?

Betsy: I think width.

Christine Ramsey: Why width?

Betsy: Because Jordan thinks length.

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Miss Dutchbok: [Jordan is riding a horse with her top open until another girl rides over and pulls Jordan's top off completely, leaving her topless] That's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.

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Mr. Flugel: What class are you in?

Ms. Copoletta: I'm not in any class. I'm a teacher here.

Mr. Flugel: Whaddya teach?

Ms. Copoletta: Sex education.

Mr. Flugel: What?

Ms. Copoletta: Sex education.

Mr. Flugel: Sex education? That's my favorite subject!

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Betsy: I want you to know I like a lot of, whatchamacallit, foreplay.

Bubba: [after massaging Betsy's boobs for a second] Is that enough?

Betsy: I guess so.

[they start making out passionately]

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Betsy: I'm gonna give Bubba another chance.

Christine Ramsey: After what he did?

Betsy: What the hell. If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint.

Christine Ramsey: Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.

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Christine Ramsey: Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way?

Betsy: Well, yes and no.

Christine Ramsey: Wha'd you mean yes and no? Don't you know?

Betsy: Bubba says we did it once and it was very good for both of us, but I was passed out I don't remember a thing.

Christine Ramsey: Well, it's not gonna be like that for me. What else does Bubba say?

Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.

Christine Ramsey: Well is he?

Betsy: Is he what?

Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed?

Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.

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Arcade Voice: [playing a game called "The Big Score"] Hey, big boy. Think you're man enough to score with me?

Jim Green: I am, if Bubba is.

Arcade Voice: Oops, sorry, tonight I gotta wash my hair.

Jim Green: What?

[Bubba and Roy laugh hysterically]

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Jordan Leigh-Jenson: [watching Chris and Jim dancing] She's such a nothing. I just don't what he sees in her.

Rita: I like to see you get a guy as good as Jim.

Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why not Jim?

Rita: You couldn't! He's in love with Chris.

Jordan Leigh-Jenson: But Chris is no competition. Tomorrow is riding class, I begin my campaign.

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