An unknown killer, clad in World War II U.S. Army fatigues, stalks a small New Jersey town bent on reliving a 35 year-old double murder by focusing on a group of college kids holding an annual Spring Dance.
Survivors of a feral flesh-eating clan are chowing their way through the locals. Amy Halbard and Claire Carey strive to survive their abduction by the cannibals and save their children. A ... See full summary »
As the staff of Good Friends Church Camp prepares for a spring break filled with "Fun Under the Son", a demon logger rises from his sap boiler to wreak his vengeance and feast on flapjacks soaked in the blood of his victims.
The HAVES, Oblivious campers/ Stock footage of wildlife/ Banjo pickin'/ Coors light swillin'/ Cream cheese and cucumber sandwich munchin'/ Bad(I mean BAD)joke tellin'/ Stock footage of wildlife/ A guy trying to seduce a girl by saying "Come one baby, everybody's doin' it"/ Inane obvious improvised dialogue/ Bell bottom rock climbing/ Stock footage of wildlife/ The wussiest forest ranger hero ever/ A deformed under-sexed monster villain who appears to shop at Mens Express/ Stock footage of wildlife/ Some blood, some gore, some nakedness/ An 80 minute runtime that seems closer to a year/ and now The HAVE-NOTS A script (I'm serious, check out the campfire conversation, they say the same thing over and over and over)/ Tension or scariness/ More than one attractive actor/actress/ Good monster makeup(Giant paper mache monster head sorta resembles Sloth from the Goonies)/ A longer running time(Thank God!)/ I liked this movie. 4/10
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