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Microwave Massacre (1983)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | 31 August 1983 (USA)
Fed up of his wife's bad cooking, Donald kills her and turns to cannibalism to satisfy his appetite.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Donald
Loren Schein ...
Roosevelt
Al Troupe ...
Philip
Marla Simon ...
Knothole Girl
Claire Ginsberg ...
May
Lou Ann Webber ...
Dee Dee Dee
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Chick
Cindy Gant ...
Susie Grubb
Sarah Alt ...
Evelyn
Karen Marshall ...
Neighbor
Phil De Carlo ...
Sam
Aaron Koslow ...
Salesman
Ed Thomas ...
Dr. Von Der Fool
John Harmon ...
Dr. Gestalp
Norman Friedman ...
Mr. Goodbite
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Storyline

Construction worker Donald is having a hard time getting anything good to eat since his wife has decided to only cook gourmet foods. That and her constant harping cause him to snap, and he whacks her. Somewhere in the confusion he comes up with a new use for the microwave oven, and begins to eat much better. Soon he's experimenting with different recipes. And different meats. Written by Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>

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They Came For Dinner ... To Find They Were It!!

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Comedy | Horror

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Gevmata frikis  »

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Trivia

Final film of Jackie Vernon. See more »

Goofs

(at around 17 mins) Two crew members are visible. See more »

Quotes

La Greasy Delight: What are you guys building?
Roosevelt: Oh were building a skyyyscraper. Wanna watch it rise?
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Crazy Credits

At the very end of the credits, there is a message saying: Remember, dismember a friend for lunch! See more »

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A Cigarette Before Dining or after Sex? Decisions. Decisions...

Far from being the worst horror film of all time, and really not much of a horror movie at all but more of a black comedy for lack of a better description. Jackie Vernon plays Donald whose wife refuses to give him solid, working-man food but rather inundates his lunch box with crab sandwiches and other gourmet meals. Donald gets so upset after a night of drinking his woes that he slays his wife and then packs her in the freezer, later goes for a bite to eat, and unwittingly eats her hand wrapped in tin foil. From there he realizes he loves the taste and begins to eat women all the time(yes, that pun and every possible one under the sun was used in the film!). Thereis an endless parade of one-liners, many just wretched, but after a bit I was finding some of them amusing as this film is trying to be nothing more than a sophomoric horror spoof. It has a seventies feel to it though it was made in 1983. The scary moments are non-existent. What do we get: roly-poly Jackie Vernon quipping wisecracks as he searches for dinner and a date all in one. Vernon is just, well, there. He quite honestly doesn't have much of a movie presence, but he can deliver his lines - if you can be more unlike me and get past the voice of Frosty the Snowman swearing and having his way with a prostitute and even stuffing a turkey. The gal that plays his wife is amusing if nothing else, and the rest of the cast could be extras on Lost for all we know/care. There are a few exceptions because the film has liberal doses of gratuitous nudity - no more eye-popping then the opening with the knothole girl. A real looker and possibly the high point of this film. More is the pity. that being said; however, Microwave Massacre is watchable - even again in the next decade possibly. seeing Vernon act is intriguing as we have little of him in film(I wonder why?). You could definitely do a lot worse than this. I have seen horror films that made my eyes glaze over from boredom and wished/willed my fingers to pass the fast forward. This strangely enough for me was not one of those times.


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