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Microwave Massacre (1983)

Unrated | | Comedy, Horror | 31 August 1983 (USA)
A guy kills his wife because she's a bad cook.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Donald
Loren Schein ...
Roosevelt
Al Troupe ...
Philip
Marla Simon ...
Knothole Girl
Claire Ginsberg ...
May
Lou Ann Webber ...
Dee Dee Dee
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Chick
Cindy Gant ...
Susie Grubb
Sarah Alt ...
Evelyn
Karen Marshall ...
Neighbor
Phil De Carlo ...
Sam
Aaron Koslow ...
Salesman
Ed Thomas ...
Dr. Von Der Fool
John Harmon ...
Dr. Gestalp
Norman Friedman ...
Mr. Goodbite
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Storyline

Construction worker Donald is having a hard time getting anything good to eat since his wife has decided to only cook gourmet foods. That and her constant harping cause him to snap, and he whacks her. Somewhere in the confusion he comes up with a new use for the microwave oven, and begins to eat much better. Soon he's experimenting with different recipes. And different meats. Written by Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>

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They Came For Dinner ... To Find They Were It!!

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Comedy | Horror

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31 August 1983 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Gevmata frikis  »

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Trivia

Filmed in August and September 1981, but not released until September 1983. See more »

Goofs

Dr. Von Der Food does is not touching Donald with the stethoscope when checking his heartbeat. See more »

Quotes

Donald: Yeah, not bad!
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Crazy Credits

At the very end of the credits, there is a message saying: Remember, dismember a friend for lunch! See more »

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Referenced in Housewife Alien vs. Gay Zombie (2016) See more »

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Horrible Movie, But Thats Why I Love It.
14 May 2002 | by (California) – See all my reviews

Okay, first off, this is quite possibly the worst movie that I've ever seen. It makes Ed Wood (R.I.P.) movies look like the best movies out there.

The movie follows a construction worker named Donald as he kills his wife when he is mad at her and accidentally eats some of her flesh while looking for a snack. He loves the taste, so he goes out and kills more girls and eats them, occasionally sharing the new meat with his friends. They don't know its human meat, but they like it so Donald keeps giving them the meat.

Okay, and as for the ending, I thought it made sense, but it was still funny. I won't reveal it, but trust me, you will never have guessed what happens.

The special effects are horrible, but I find myself laughing at these more than the jokes in the movie. I love bad SFX, and this one takes the cake in the bad special effects department. Bravo Microwave Massacre.

So see it if you can find it, and if you can't find it, get a bootleg. Its worth it if you like bad movies.


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