| Georgia Harrell | ... | Michelle | |
| Michael Sanville | ... | Mitch | |
| Googy Gress | ... | Henry | |
| John Flood | ... | Danny Anderson | |
| Heidi Miller | ... | Annie Goldberg | |
| Al Pia | ... | Alfred Zitzler | |
| Betty Pia | ... | Mrs. Anderson | |
| Gilda Gumbo | ... | Madame Gumbo | |
| Lara Grills | ... | Lucy the Hooker | |
| Kristina Marie Wetzel | ... | Barbara Billingham | |
| Frank Trent Saladino | ... | Joff | |
| David Berardi | ... | Johnny the Maniac | |
| Ted Henning | ... | Ted | |
| Donna Winter | ... | Mona the Ball Buster | |
| Sheila Kennedy | ... | Dreamgirl | |
| Mark Torgl | ... | Dwayne | |
| Donna Barnes | ... | Jane | |
| Sioban Fergus | ... | Cathy | |
| Steve Hollander | ... | Stinky | |
| Vincent D'Onofrio | ... | Lobotomy | |
| Russell Matthews | ... | Pissing Johnnie | |
| Mitchell Whitfield | ... | Bedwet Micky | |
| Nick Pannone | ... | Bozo | |
| Michel Schoffel | ... | Melvin | |
| Randy Matthews | ... | Snake | |
| Gretchen Weiner | ... | Mrs. Richards | |
| Ebb Miller | ... | Mr. Richards | |
| William Kirksey | ... | Herpes Announcer | |
| Steven Chambers | ... | Dick | |
| Dennis Berrigan | ... | Dingo | |
| Thur Adams | ... | Ringo | |
| Katya Colman | ... | Nature Counselor | |
| Deborah Whitley | ... | MaryLou | |
| Vicki Juditz | ... | Suzie | |
| Julie Anne Parker | ... | Julie | |
| Arleen O'Brien | ... | Arleen | |
| William Cheverino | ... | Camp Buyer | |
| Andrea Suter | ... | Thelma | |
| Catherine Hayes | ... | Nature Family Mother | |
| Barbara Gurskey | ... | Nature Family Sister | |
| Michael Corcoran | ... | Nature Family Father | |
| Kevin Rice | ... | Nature Family Brother | |
| Alex Ross Harper | ... | Alex | |
| John Stoltzfus | ... | Phil Twin | |
| Bob Stoltzfus | ... | Phil Twin | |
| Carla Bragoli | ... | Leather Girl | |
| Ron Conroy | ... | Ron | |
| Al Spellman | ... | Al | |
| Don Costello | ... | Butler | |
| Rachel Allisyn | ... | Miriam | |
| Joanne Jarvis | ... | Girl with Greyhound | |
| Joe Simpson | ... | Dating Service Twin | |
| Sam Simpson | ... | Dating Service Twin | |
| Dana Rossi | ... | Dana | |
| June De Young | ... | June | |
| Amy Montinari | ... | Amy Ferd | |
| Gary Pratt | ... | Tattoo | |
| Chris Castillo | ... | Metal Detector Man | |
| Ellen Christiansen | ... | Butch | |
| Michael Serrapica | ... | Narrator | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Irwin Corey | (as Professor Irwin Corey) | ||
Directed by | |||
| Michael Herz | |||
| Lloyd Kaufman | (as Samuel Weil) | ||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Georgia Harrell | writer | |
| Michael Herz | writer | |
| Lloyd Kaufman | writer | |
| Stuart Strutin | writer | |
| Mark Torgl | writer | |
Produced by | |||
| Michael Herz | .... | producer | |
| Lloyd Kaufman | .... | producer | |
| William Kirksey | .... | executive producer | |
| Stuart Strutin | .... | associate producer | |
| Spencer A. Tandy | .... | executive producer | |
Cinematography by | |||
| Lloyd Kaufman | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Adam Fredericks | |||
| Richard King | |||
Casting by | |||
| Melanie Mintz | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Ellen Christiansen | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Danielle Brunon | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Jennifer Aspinall | .... | makeup supervisor | |
Production Management | |||
| Eileen Nad Castaldi | .... | post-production supervisor | |
| Nelson Vaughn | .... | production supervisor | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Ilan Cohen | .... | first assistant director | |
Sound Department | |||
| Patricia Brolsma | .... | boom operator | |
| Wendy Caplin | .... | sound editor | |
| Mark Pancza | .... | sound recordist | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Leslie Larraine | .... | special effects director | |
Stunts | |||
| Dale Oprandy | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Chris Castillo | .... | grip | |
| John De Camp | .... | electrician | |
| William Moore | .... | key grip | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Richard W. Haines | .... | supervising editor (as Richard Haines) | |
| Richard Kurtz | .... | post-production coordinator | |
Other crew | |||
| Jeffrey Dumais | .... | location manager | |
| Maris Herz | .... | administrative executive | |
| Patricia Kaufman | .... | administrative executive (as Pat Swinney Kaufman) | |
| Mike Marcucci | .... | production assistant | |
| Mark Torgl | .... | script supervisor | |
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The First Turn-On!! (must have the two exclamation points there because, hey, more stuff on the poster!!) is a sex-romp where we get to see the inside scoops on what the "first time" was like for a few ass-wipes and two stuck up chicks (to speak in Beavis & Butt-head tongue), and they all beef up their stories that they tell in the cave after an avalanche makes the cave impenetrable... he-he, impenetrable, is that a funny? Well, no, on to the movie itself, one of the early collaborations between Troma founder/bad-taste pioneers Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman, who share producer/director credits here.
Their game, if one can't tell from their other movies, is intentionally hitting the lowest common denominator. They do have a tongue-in-cheek through most of it- that is when the misogyny doesn't scream out like a young lady's first or almost orgasm- and at least they're not trying to be offensive... actually, no, that's a lie. If you got offended by this, they won half the battle (and if you paid for the whole DVD- as opposed to, with some wit, getting it off of Netflix instant-view, they won the other half).
I would like to try to look deeper into some of the psychological ramifications of what the campers and camp-leader with the frizzy 80's hair and wide blue eyes go into, but does it matter? Whenever Kaufman and Herz try to get on with a story it makes so many detours it threatens to jump off a cliff with two boobs in your face. This said, throughout the raucous and stupid and juvenile and just flat-out gross and 11-year old humor wedged into a very-R-rated sex comedy, I actually did laugh at a few lines like "This would be easier than (bleeping) a tomato", and there were a few sight gags that did make me chuckle loudly. I could probably count those times on one hand. And I guess there are some nice bosoms, to note once again. The rest of it is obnoxious crap-comedy, the kind where you roll your eyes or just sit in momentary stunned silence and go "really, you had to go there?
It's a Porky's knock-off at camp that unfortunately doesn't go far enough to anticipate 127 Hours. Now if they had to cut off some genitals to stay alive (mostly testicles) it might be a better night out.