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Easy Money (1983) More at IMDbPro »

Julio: Can I call you Dad?

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Monty: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word...
Nicky: Class.

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Mrs. Monahan: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and god knows what else. You're an ecological menace!
Monty: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!

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Monty: Yeah, well you where the inspiration for twin beds.

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Clive Barlow: Bartender I'll have a Perier with a twist
Louie the Bartender: I'm sorry I only have it on Draft

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fat anthony's grand mother: Montey, did you ever see a face like this.
Monty: No. If I did I'd remember it.

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Monty: Nicky, just in time.
Monty: I didn't want to see her fucking face.
Monty: Mother.

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Belinda Capuletti: Someday I'll be out of you're life.
Monty: Yeah, well for now get out of the bathroom.

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Saleslady: May I help you
Monty: No, we're just browsing
Saleslady: How long do you intend to browse
Monty: that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.
Saleslady: You don't look like browsers
Nicky: Yeah, what do browsers look like.
Monty: Yeah, maybe I'm half browser.
Nicky: Yeah, on his mother's side.

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Monty: My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.

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Allison Capuletti: [as Monty is walking her down the aisle during her wedding ceremony] He's everything I ever wanted.
Monty: You don't ask for much do you?

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Monty: [after putting a six tier wedding cake in the back of Nicky's van] It's not going to bounce around in there is it?
Nicky: No, I got it wedged against the toilet.

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Blanche Genaro: Look at him, he's such a beautiful boy! He's got my eyes!
John Genaro: And he's got my nose!
Monty: Yeah, and my sympathy.

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