Doctor Detroit (1983)
Clifford Skridlow: [towards the end of a rant as Doctor Detroit] ... Mom, if you want trouble - I am talking about scorched earth, no survival, whole-sale destruction... body-bags and fire TROUBLE
[smashes car windshield]
Clifford Skridlow: then you just keep comin' on!
Mom: You don't know what trouble is, jerkoff!
Clifford Skridlow: Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Clifford Skridlow: [as Doctor Detroit] I make adjustments to the human spine!
Clifford Skridlow: Do you have any idea how college faculty members eat? On what we get paid, a free meal is like honey to a bear to these people! They're going to want to eat enough to hibernate on! They're animals!
Clifford Skridlow: [posing in court as Thelma's brother, upon hearing the bailiff read from the docket] I can't believe my ears! This is an outrage! Let me see that thing. I mean this is outrageous, ridiculous! Let me see that. Why, I demand satisfaction! Get the arrestin' officer in here! I will tar and feather the scalawag!
Karen Blittstein: 'Morning, Stretch. Are you getting taller or did I break a heel?
Clifford Skridlow: [waking from a nightmare where his mother becomes a prostitute] NO! No, I will not sell my own mother!
Margaret Skridlow: [walking in on him] Of course you wouldn't, dear. But it's a sweet thought.
Diavolo Washington: [as Sidney Poitier] They'll call me *Mister* Diavolo!
Carson: Mom! It's all over the street!
Johnny: Doctor Detroit's movin' in! They say we're movin' out!
Mom: Oh, the Hell you say. I haven't even met the Doctor.
[takes shot of liquor]
Mom: But when I do,
[crushes shot glass in bare hand]
Mom: he's dog meat!