Daffy Duck: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!
Speedy Gonzales: [The burrito appears on his nose] Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito!
Daffy Duck: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam?
Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up!
Yosemite Sam: The only two things a pirate'll run for is money and public office.
Yosemite Sam: Set'er down. Set'er down here!
[Taz drops the cannon, causing it to fire at Sam's face]
Yosemite Sam: Ooh! I'll shiver his timbers and I'll baton his hatch and keel-haul his kuppers!
The Well: And now I say, without the jokes,
[imitates Porky Pig]
The Well: Th-th-th-th-th-That's all, Folks.
Crow: [after Taz buzzes all the feathers off the crows] Hey! Ain't ya even gonna 'pologize?
Yosemite Sam: Ooh, that rackin' frackin' rabbit. I'd like to stretch him on a rackin' frackin' wrack.