Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)
Tim Wylton: Doctor
Quotes
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Doctor : Don't kiss him too hard, his lips might fall off.
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Doctor : The explosion severely traumatized your left eardrum, but if you are careful and avoid all loud noises, partial hearing should be restored in a few days.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : What about the ringing?
Doctor : I'm afraid that might take longer.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : It's very loud, I keep wanting to answer the telephone.
Doctor : Just take the medicine I prescribe, and plenty of rest.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : All right, thank you Doctor.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : [after the doctor has left, and Francois is wheeling Dreyfus down the corridor of the hospital] What if I can't distinguish the difference between the ringing in my ear and the phone?
Sergeant Francois Duval : That could be a problem.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : What?
Sergeant Francois Duval : It may not last much longer.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : I couldn't stand it if it did. Where is Sleigh?.
Sergeant Francois Duval : On his way to Valencia
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Valencia?
Sergeant Francois Duval : A tip from Sir Charles.
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : [Phone on wall starts ringing] There! It's getting worse.
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Countess Chandra : We have a problem, Julie's in hospital. The man Chief Fagilla says shot her with the tranquilizer dart has escaped. Chief Fagilla says the man was impersonating Sergent Sleigh. Doesn't make sense, Julie knew what Sleigh looked like.
Doctor : Sometimes it is possible to look like one person but actually be another.
[Finishes removing bandages]
Doctor : Ta-da!
Countess Chandra : My God! It's fantastic. Oh darling.
[Kisses figure in chair]
Doctor : Don't kiss him too hard, his lips might fall off.
Countess Chandra : [Breaks from kiss] What?
Doctor : Just a little surgical humor.