Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)

Maurice O'Connell: Maurice Steiger

Quotes 

• Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Can you rig a computer so that no matter what I program into it, it will select the exact opposite?

  Maurice Steiger : Black is white? Day is night?

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Exactly.

  Maurice Steiger : What sort of computer?

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : A Huxley 600.

  Maurice Steiger : There is only one of those in this country. How are you going to get me into Interpol?

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Hmm, I can't.

  Maurice Steiger : Well, then how do you expect me to rig it?

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : I don't. I expect you to tell me how to rig it.

• Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Maurice Steiger, fifteen years for bank robbery. Hmm. Uh, how much was it?

  Maurice Steiger : About 150 million. Give or take a few francs.

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : And it's never been recovered, hmm? It must be hell sitting in prison, dreaming about what you could do with all that money, hmm?

  Maurice Steiger : It's not so bad. I'm a model prisoner. I come up for parole in six months.

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : Yes, but there's always a chance that the parole board will turn you down.

  Maurice Steiger : Ah, I see. I tell you where the money is, and you put in a good word with the parole board.

  Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus : No. Listen... it took a computer genius to embezzle 150 million francs from the Bank of France, and I, um... ahem... I have a problem that requires a computer genius. You help me solve that problem, and in six months' time, you'll be a free man, living out 150 million dreams. Ha ha ha! Give or take a few dreams.