The Bill (1984–2010)

Chris Simmons: DC Mickey Webb, D.C. Webb, DS Mickey Webb, Martin Truman, Ricky Lee

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• DC Jo Masters : Morning.

  DC Mickey Webb : Wow, late night?

  DC Jo Masters : Not particularly, what makes you think that? Can't a girl come in a little bit late for work without people casting aspersions on her good name?

  DC Kezia Walker : Is that asprin you're drinking?

  DC Jo Masters : You see, this is the problem with cynical detectives, such as yourselves... You take a few pieces of circumstantial evidence and you leap to some preconceived conclusion. There may be any number of reasons why I'm drinking this concoction of paracetamol and electro light enriched water... Maybe I'm replacing lost fluids following an early-morning game of squash, or perhaps I'm simply coming down with the flu.

  DC Mickey Webb : Or perhaps you left The Seven Bells and ended up in The Octane Nightclub last night?

  DC Jo Masters : Oh... How'd you know?

  DC Mickey Webb : Erm... You've still got the stamp on your hand.

  DC Jo Masters : Don't start, Mickey! I've got the mother of all hangovers and I don't want any of your southern lip! I'm just gonna drink this, bury myself in paperwork, and sit quietly...

  [Northern Voice] 

  DC Jo Masters : OK?

• DS Stuart Turner : Right... We've got a fire on Waterview Road, Uniform are dealing with it but it looks accidental, so I need anyone?

  DC Jacob Banks : There's some dry paint in custody that needs watching...

  DC Mickey Webb : Sorry I'm late Sarge, traffic was murder.

  DC Jo Masters : Oh, yeah? Nothing to do with the late night you had out with Terry and Stevie then?

  DC Mickey Webb : Does this face look like it's hungover?

  DC Jacob Banks : Yes.

• DC Jacob Banks : Give it some welly!

  DC Jo Masters : I am giving it welly!

  DC Mickey Webb : Well try and give it some proper Northern welly!

  DC Jo Masters : I'll give you some Northern welly in a minute!

  DS Max Carter : What's going on there?

  DC Mickey Webb : Jo's just having a slight problem with the filing cabinet.

  DS Max Carter : Try giving it some welly!

  DC Jo Masters : I AM!