The Bill (1984–2010)

Doug Rao: DS Stuart Turner, DC Stuart Turner

Quotes 

• DS Stuart Turner : Hey, ya know what I was thinking? Erm, forget the drink, I wanna buy you dinner instead.

  PC Diane Noble : I don't really think I'm your type.

  DS Stuart Turner : Oh, no, you're just my type, believe me.

  PC Diane Noble : Well, then, maybe you're not mine?

  DS Stuart Turner : Oh, right...

  [Coughs] 

  DS Stuart Turner : Well, good work today...

• DS Stuart Turner : Right... We've got a fire on Waterview Road, Uniform are dealing with it but it looks accidental, so I need anyone?

  DC Jacob Banks : There's some dry paint in custody that needs watching...

  DC Mickey Webb : Sorry I'm late Sarge, traffic was murder.

  DC Jo Masters : Oh, yeah? Nothing to do with the late night you had out with Terry and Stevie then?

  DC Mickey Webb : Does this face look like it's hungover?

  DC Jacob Banks : Yes.