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The A-Team (TV Series 1983–1987) Poster

(1983–1987)

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[opening narration]

Narrator: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[Murdoch is looking sad]

Hannibal: What's the matter, Captain?

Murdock: Something horrible.

Face: What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car.

Murdock: WORSE.

[gives Hannibal his hospital release]

Murdock: I've been thrown out. Cast out...

Hannibal: You've been found sane?

Murdock: You got it.

[repeated line]

Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together!

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Face: [the team's plane is starting to malfunction] Uh, Murdock, what's going to happen?

Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash.'

Face: No, what's *really* going to happen?

Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash and die.

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[Face, B.A., and Murdoch are squeezed into the back seat of a car]

Murdock: There isn't room for four of us?

B.A. Baracus: What? What do you mean four, sucker?

[grabs him]

B.A. Baracus: There's three of us, you fool!

Face: Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line.

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B.A. Baracus: We're flying this time, aren't we?

Hannibal: Yes, we are.

B.A. Baracus: You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you.

Hannibal: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?

[B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses]

Hannibal: Guess not.

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Face: In no time, he'll be running around like a Mexican Jack Rabbit. One that just got out of therapy.

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B.A. Baracus: Shut up, fool.

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Murdock: I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.

B.A. Baracus: Shut up fool, you ain't no fish!

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B.A. Baracus: I ain't flying Hannibal!

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B.A. Baracus: I'm gonna kill that crazy Murdock!

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B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us!

Hannibal: You never know.

B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas.

Hannibal: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?

B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job.

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Hannibal: B.A., there's an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense."

B.A. Baracus: You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense.

Hannibal: Okay, have it your way.

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B.A. Baracus: That's it. You're going into the water.

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Hannibal: [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?

Face: Uh, I don't know.

[to closest Cult Member]

Face: Garter belt?

[gets hit in gut with a rifle butt]

Face: Ohh!

Hannibal: [to closest cult member] Half slip?

[gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt]

Hannibal: Arrgh!

B.A. Baracus: I think you guys wear panty hose!

[gets hit. Doesn't react]

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Murdock: I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train!

[shouts]

Murdock: Touchdown!

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B.A. Baracus: I ain't goin' on no airplane!

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B.A. Baracus: [about 'Howling Mad' Murdock] Guy's not long for this world!

Hannibal: I'm not sure he was ever in it.

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diner owner: Would you like some coffee?

Face: Yes that'd be very nice.

diner owner: How would you like it?

B.A. Baracus: In a cup, fool!

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