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The Vals (1983)

R | | Comedy | 1983 (USA)
Sam, Trish, Beth, and Annie are four Valley Girls bored with shopping and frat parties. They come across kind Mr. Stanton, who is running a home for orphaned boys. Mr. Stanton and his ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jill Carroll ...
Sam
Elena Stratheros ...
Trish
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Beth (as Michelle Laurita)
Gina Calabrese ...
Annie
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Trish's Father - 'Boom-Boom Girls' Producer
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Kathy - Soap Opera Star (as Sue Ann Langdon)
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'Spaced-out' Musician
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Mr. Stanton - Head of the Orphanage
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Sam's Mother - Valley Attorney
Shirley Rothman ...
Trish's Mother\ - Valley Socialite
Matthew Conlon ...
Ken - Fraternity Pledge
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Julie - Beverly Hills Girl
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Mike - Fraternity President
Jim Greenleaf ...
David - Beer Bong President
Adam Mills ...
Keith - Pledge Chairman
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Sam, Trish, Beth, and Annie are four Valley Girls bored with shopping and frat parties. They come across kind Mr. Stanton, who is running a home for orphaned boys. Mr. Stanton and his charges are in danger of being evicted from their home if they don't come up with the rent money that is due, and one of the boys has taken to selling drugs for a couple of sleazy dealers. When Trish's prized "TUBUL R" Mercedes convertible is lost in a bet in which their Beverly Hills rivals have cheated, mayhem ensues as the Vals, with the help of their frat boy boyfriends, save Mr. Stanton and his boys from being evicted, give the drug dealers their just desserts, and exact revenge on the Beverly Hills brats in a rematch. Written by The Fox <foxychan@webtv.net>

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Shot 1982, not released until 1983. See more »

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[Sam's mother has just sprung the girls from jail]
Sam's mom: Relax. It's all been taken care of.
Samantha: Mom, I'm so sorry.
Sam's mom: I just found out why you did it. I just wish I'd listened to you sooner. If us parents had listened to you girls, then none of this would have happened.
Samantha: Oh, Mom, you really think so?
Sam's mom: Fer sure, fer sure.
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Hold On
Written by Daphna Edwards and Don Cromwell
Performed by Annine
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17 January 2002 | by See all my reviews

I first heard of this film in 1991 when it came on USA network.. I kinda liked it, it was filmed in 1982. It had some hot chicks, Low budget music and made for almost nothing.. The story centers around 4 high school valley girls who are spoiled and hang out with college dudes. The girls are pretty good looking. Now there are no real big names in this film, except for sonny bono who has a quick scene. I liked the relationship between the 4 friends. The acting seems cheesy , but the vals acting is actually pretty well recieved.. The subplot is the bored girls try to save poor kids from drug dealers.. And save thier shelter from being closed.. And there is two diffrent versions of this film, one is a Usa network version. And an R-rated video version with some nudity and cussing, not really that bad. In the r-rated version there is a scene at a frat party where one of the vals is screwing a line full of horney guys. Well, not much nudity is shown, it could have been more. The film sat on a shelf from 82 till 86 when vestron video picked it up.... It is now out of print...And hasnt surfaced on cable again. and probley never will..


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