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2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Can't find something to laugh out loud about? You're obviously dead, 26 February 2005
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hung_fao_tweeze from Omaha, Nebraska
It's completely adolescent in every way. It's entirely rude and
somewhat crude. It's high-school, folk(s). Yet you will be compelled to
laugh out loud. I've seen this monster more than 5 times and I still
get teary eyed. Interestingly the situations by themselves are only
mildly funny, but the spin and nuance the actors/actresses apply to
their characters transforms what could have been ever so much more lame
into over-the-top hilarity. There is magic in this movie. You feel it
and sense the great fun the cast had doing it. This movie gels in every
way. The same thing was attempted in 'Porky's 2' and seemed forced -
which translated into a rather lame follow-up.
Not for the easily offended or naive. Ultimately the driving force for
nearly everything in the plot is sex. Yes, there's nudity but it
doesn't get past a high PG-13 or low R, IMO. Also of interest is there
doesn't seem to be an abundance of foul language. Oh, it's here alright
but it seems appropriate and not gratuitous or indulgent.
I'm not going to even cite examples from this movie. It would take too
long and you're better off just going out and viewing it. Even if I
told you what happens it wouldn't spoil a thing anyway - and that is
what makes this an all-time classic. In fact, 'Porky's' is a lot like
sex - if you do it once you'll eventually do it again. Worth repeated
viewings!! Do it and do it again.
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Outrageous Fun, 28 January 2005
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mjw2305 from England
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
A bunch of high school students, after just one thing, p*ssy, p*ssy and
more p*ssy get caught up in a whole lot of trouble.
On an outing to a nightclub called Porky's, desperate to get Pee Wee
(Dan Monhan) Laid, the owner with the help of his brother, the local
sheriff, embarrass them and rip them off and leave them p*ssed off and
horny.
The Lads plot their revenge, and implement a plan to destroy the
nightclub, but what happens to Pee Wee that's his last chance, isn't
it?
Great Fun, and i, for one can't wait for the remake.
7/10
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Proverbial American Humor, 23 January 2005
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1lawyer from Dallas, Texas USA
Everyone who has ever seen this movie seems to remember it in great detail. Chuck "Porky" Mitchell is an action figure that will always be remembered by the audience for his very real portrayal of a "river entrepreneur". This is a movie you will NOT forget. It is a "peoples movies", not for the faint of heart. It borders on being an "Art Film". The photographic quality of this move alone sets it apart from most other films. It appears to have been shot on real locations, not in a studio lot. The signage on Porky's establishment is eye catching and cleverly portrays what he is offering to an adoring adult male public. If you are a ballet fan or a classical music fan, you will doubtless NOT want to view this film. If you are a "Red Stater" politically, you will find this movie to be a must see - several times at least. It embodies the spirit of the Television Series "Happy Days", except with a bit more edge, especially regarding the moral climate in which "shotgun weddings" were in vogue. It is one of those "FEEL GOOD" movies that has a mostly happy ending and makes the viewer crave more. And there are two EXCELLENT follow ups.
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
A good way at losing your naivety...!!!, 1 August 2003
Author:
templer_doom (templer_doom@yahoo.co.uk)
I first saw PORKY'S at a time when my fellow school pupils seemed to be one up on me when it came to matters of nocturnal pleasure. I was a late developer, certainly when it came to girls as a whole and I have to admit that I probably would have been a lot like Pee Wee in being foolish around sex. As it stands, PORKY'S is a great teen movie and one which clearly inspired the likes of AMERICAN PIE in terms of teen stupidity. As with the more recent movie, the plot is slight, but enables some memorable moments to occur, which will remain unsaid here and you can't help but root for the boys as they are shortchanged by the venue of the title......
2 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
funniest movie I have ever seen, 2 September 2002
Author:
Jessevans27 (Jessevans27@hotmail.com) from Concordia, Kansas
I thought Porky's was the funniest movie I have ever seen. I liked it because they are all friends playing tricks on each other. I mean, who doesn't do that. I have always played tricks on my friends. It made me laugh. That's why I enjoyed it so much. Laughing is my most favorite thing to do. I'm 28 and still playing tricks. I love to laugh. All the characters made me laugh. I like comedy. And this movie made me laugh the most. This is funnier than American Pie. That's only my opinion. I laughed throughout the whole movie. I still watch it. It's fun to joke around with your friends. I loved this movie. It still makes me laugh and have a good time. My dad loves this movie. It's just a bunch of teenagers playing tricks on each other. It's the greatest!
3 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Excellent, 4 October 2003
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chastrigg (chastrigg@hotmail.com) from Hull England
I first saw this film because my mum recommended it as funny. I watched it and thought i wish id have been in that movie. It must have been so much fun to film the cast are all hillarious and the mischievous characters are amazing. Tommy Turner one word - phoaw - Billy, Brian and Mickey joint second and the rest of the gang joint third. The humor in this is way beyond any young comedy i've ever seen, sure Scary Movie and such like are funny but this is pure humor, not ripping off or following the ideas of someone else, this film is original, with the best cast to do the amazing side splitting comedy justice. Anyone who doesn't find this film funny needs their heads reading.
3 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Classic, 12 August 2002
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(dehrhart)
First R-Rated movie that I ever saw, I still remember the night at my grandparents with their free weekend of HBO, me sitting in the dark with the volume turned so low I am not sure if I could even hear it. I was 12 at the time and I still remember changing the channel at 1 o'clock in the morning thinking I just heard my grandfather get up. A truly funny movie.
13 out of 25 people found the following review useful:
A true comedy classic, 6 October 2000
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Jack Smith - The King Of Horror from West Bromwich, England
One of the greatest comedies ever made! Porky's is an absolute joy to watch full with extremely funny gags and wonderfully rude set pieces including "that" legendary shower scene which has to be seen to be believed. This film just puts modern rip-offs such as American Pie to shame with it's unrivaled hilarity. Wonderful! If you have never seen this brilliant film then you haven't lived. This is one of the most enjoyable films that I have ever seen.
80's Classic to me,, 18 April 2013
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atinder from United Kingdom
First Time I saw this movie was 6 years ago and it was not TV, I
actually shocked that never heard even seen this movie before.
I was in my bed night ready for bed, I did movie started, I could not
stop laughing at all (This 12am , everyone else in house was sleep) I
did wake them laugh my Head off.
I found the whole movie funny from start to end, Yes some these Joke
can ready rude at times.
I yet this movie dose some very mild nudity scenes, which not on for
too long.
The acting was great from whole cast, I can't believe I saw this movie
SO late in life.
Next Day I brought this on DVD back to Back with Porky's 2
10 out 10
This movie is for the pigs. Oink! Oink!, 28 March 2013
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ironhorse_iv from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
The American pie of the 1980'S, and like American Pie (1999) somewhat unfunny. But this Bob Clark movie isn't American at all, it's an Canadian film, so Porky's can be classed as one of the highest-grossing Canadian film of all time in Canada's domestic box office, with over the total of $111Million CDN. Set in the 1950's, the film charts the usual round of high school jerks who's sole purpose in life is getting laid with seems more trouble than it's worth. There was just something smug and smarmy about their attempts to have sex that makes you wish that they get what deserves for their pre-adolescent actions. The actors don't even look like they belong in high school nor does they look like they should be allow to be on school grounds with such stalking and pervert like actions. If this was a real life, their actions would have leaded to criminal convictions and require them to register as sex offenders for the rest of their lives. I don't like films that glorifies their actions. The adults in this film are not better. For somebody running a school in high school in Eisenhower Conservatism America, their principal makes light of the boys actions. To make matters worse, the two male gym teacher are not making it any easier by snickering to themselves. It is simply a teen exploitation film put together by a bunch of adults with actors in their early twenties pretending to be high school kids and adults being children. It's hard to sympathize with them with all the unappealingly misogynistic and vile. You want them to get hurt by the end. It doesn't matter, if it's the girl's school shower room antics, where one of the gang actually gets a lot more than he bargained for or Porky's nightclub who humiliates the kids and steal their money. This movie is so raunchy, but it's less about sex, but more about revenge against the people that does them, wrong. Most of the movie is trying to get revenge against Porky's nightclub. There is a sub plot saying that people of different religions and beliefs need to more understanding. Wow, that's seems out of place. Was this thrown in to make it socially relevant? It's doesn't help the movie when its show cast more nudity, than social tolerance. There is a lot of nudity, both male and female. Sadly sex sells, even if the jokes are awful. The T&A doesn't titillate as much now as it did then, but you can still imagine teen boys laughing hysterically the first time they watch it. It's not what one would call a deep or engrossing movie though. It lacks the complexity and genius of an Animal House or American Graffiti. Both based on 1950's teenager sex-life. The movie has two familiar characters that audience will remember most, which are Edward "Pee Wee" Morris (Dan Monahan) who is the funniest of the group, despite being a one dimension character. Pee Wee is so named because of his little man part, and inability to score. Another would be Coach Beulah Balbricker (Nancy Parsons) who borderline cartoony with her butch female coach look. Another note character would be Kim Cattrall as Miss Honeywell. Miss Honeywell earns her legendary nickname of Lassie, the description of the wanted poster for the male private part. Don't get me wrong, I have an sense of humor, but overall, this film a sexist and primitive film, whom never either condones or rejects their behavior. I just can't watch this film any more than once. Unfortunately it spawned 2 bad sequels as well. Not worth it, in my watch list.
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