Porky's (1981)

Kim Cattrall: Honeywell

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• Balbricker : [Sees Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down]  Miss Honeywell, do you mind?

  Honeywell : [Quietly but sarcastically]  Do I mind what?

  Balbricker : [as she starts down the stairs past them]  It's disgusting! The two of you... squirming around like a pair of eels in heat. You're a disgrace.

  Honeywell : [Getting in her face]  Yeah? Well, it's certainly better than stomping and waddling around like a frigid hippopotamus, Beulah!

  Balbricker : [Hissing]  What did you call me?

  Honeywell : [drawing each word out]  Beulah. Beulah Ball-breaker.

  Balbricker : [Yelling]  Who do you think you're talking to?

  Honeywell : [Voice slowly increasing in volume]  Well, if I heard a hurdy-gurdy playing, I'd think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus, but as it stands I guess I'm talking to a bunch of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, BEULAH!

  Coach Brakett : [Gets up]  Look, ladies...

  Honeywell : [Both she and Balbricker push him back down; without even looking at him]  You butt out!

  Balbricker : [pause, then]  Moral turpitude.

  Honeywell : What?

  Balbricker : [Louder]  Moral turpitude! Read your contract, Miss Honeywell! I'll have you fired for moral turpitude!

  [she walks off smirking] 

  Honeywell : [as Balbricker continues down the stairs]  You can take your moral turpitude and shove it up the old yazoo, Beulah!

  Coach Brakett : [Stands up, concerned]  Gee, Lynn, I don't know... moral turpitude...

  Honeywell : Oh, come on.

  [Runs upstairs pulling him by the hand, making him stumble up with her]