12 user 2 critic

P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang (1982)

The plot of one of the early Channel Four films is sweet and simple. Boy likes girl at school, but is too embarrassed to confront her. Alan relates everything to a running cricket ... See full summary »



3 nominations. See more awards »


Add Image Add an image

Do you have any images for this title?



Cast overview, first billed only:
John Albasiny ...
Abigail Cruttenden ...
Ann Lawton
Maurice Dee ...
Geoffrey Whitaker
Miss Land
Mark Brailsford ...
Christopher Karallis ...
Shaz (as Chris Karallis)
Maurice O'Connell ...
Gym Teacher
Tim Seeley ...
French Master
Botany Teacher
Peter Dean ...
Police Officer
Dave Atkins ...
Fish Shop Owner
Eric Richard ...
Road Worker

What You Missed at San Diego Comic-Con 2017

From the madness of the convention floor to the emotional panel reveals and star-studded interviews, catch up on all the unforgettable sights from Comic-Con.

Browse Our Guide to Comic-Con



The plot of one of the early Channel Four films is sweet and simple. Boy likes girl at school, but is too embarrassed to confront her. Alan relates everything to a running cricket commentary (provided superbly by John Arlott) right up to the will he, won't he finale, when he has to kiss Ann in a school play. Written by Paul Batey

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis




PG | See all certifications »




Release Date:

3 November 1982 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

Kipperbang  »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Sound Mix:


See  »

Did You Know?


The mother of Alan Duckworth (John Albasiny) who is heard briefly but never seen, and who is uncredited, is played by actress Maureen Lipman, wife of the film's screenplay writer Jack Rosenthal. See more »


When Alan, Ann and Geoffrey walk home from school after rehearsing for the school play, the top deck of a modern (probably late 1970s) double-decker bus is visible at the far end of the alley. In the same scene, opposite the side-road that leads to the alley, is a modern Warboys-design (post-1964) "no cycling" sign. See more »


Alan: Bums are nothing really - everyone's got a bum. Always have had - they're nothing to be ashamed of. Dicks aren't either - everyone's got a dick. It's only the human torso. Tits included - I mean they're just for feeding babies with, deep down, not for bouncing about. The same goes for getting a feel. Kissing's different. A kiss is...
Tommy: Girls like it as well, you know.
Alan: Like what?
Tommy: What boys like... and some of them bloody love it.
Alan: I'm not talking about just French girls.
Tommy: [knowingly] Aye, I'm not ...
See more »


Followed by Arthur's Hallowed Ground (1984) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

Every 12 year old boy should watch this Brilliant film.
27 January 2003 | by (Bedfordshire , England) – See all my reviews

There is a great danger when you watch a film that had had such a profound affect on you the first time around , that 20 years later , it wont hold the same magic as it did before. I must admit i wasnt expecting it to be as good as i remembered but a was pleasently suprised. P'tang Yang Kipperbang is still as fantastic as i remember it when i was a 12 year old .This film has a certain type of brilliance that not many films possess. It is engrossing , it is briliantly acted and best of all it makes me feel like a kid again and there isnt many things that can do that. John Albasiny and Abigail Cruttenden's rolls in this film are 1st class and i had forgotten how good they were until now. I urge any parent of teenagers to sit them down and watch this and see if it has the same affect on them as it did on me. P'TANG YANG KIPPERBANG EEHHH! 10 out of 10.

21 of 24 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for: