The plot of one of the early Channel Four films is sweet and simple. Boy likes girl at school, but is too embarrassed to confront her. Alan relates everything to a running cricket commentary (provided superbly by John Arlott) right up to the will he, won't he finale, when he has to kiss Ann in a school play. Written by
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Alan Duckworth (John Albasiny
)'s two goals in life were to kiss class mate schoolgirl Ann Lawton (Abigail Cruttenden
) and to score a winning run for the English cricket team in a test match against Australia. See more
When Alan, Ann and Geoffrey walk home from school after rehearsing for the school play, the top deck of a modern (probably 1970s vintage) double-decker bus is visible at the far end of the alley. In the same scene, opposite the side-road that leads to the alley, is a modern Warboys-design (post-1964) "no cycling" sign. See more
[as he is walking to school, Alan flamboyantly bowls an imaginary cricket ball, and pulls a muscle. As he hops around in agony he sees two workmen watching him
Aaaargh! It's cramp! Bloody hell-fire and scrotums.
Millions of pounds on education.
It'll be with him living under the shadow of the Bomb, I expect.