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Class Reunion (1982) Poster

(1982)

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Bob Spinnaker: My father didn't keep me out of Vietnam so that I could die in my own high school!

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Walter Baylor: [holding a knife] One more move and she gets a hole where she doesn't need one.

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Dr. Robert Young: I know Walter Baylor intimately.

Meredith Modess: Really? Well, did you know he was going to kill Milt?

Dr. Robert Young: Yes.

Meredith Modess: Then why didn't you try to stop him?

Dr. Robert Young: I couldn't find a parking spot.

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Hubert Downs: Walter, if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel.

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Hubert Downs: Let me handle this. Hey, Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique, you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.

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Dr. Robert Young: He was institutionalized shortly after graduating from here. He committed a heinous crime against his parents with an upright vacuum cleaner.

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[while hiding in a cupboard]

Bunny Packard: Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be please remove it... Hubert.

Hubert Downs: Hey, Bunny, it's not my hand!

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Bunny Packard: You know, you should consider going into public relations, Delores. You would be marvellous!

Delores Salk: Why? So I could be some tight-assed phoney bitch like you?

Bunny Packard: Right.

Delores Salk: You know, I like it! Hey, let's have lunch!

Bunny Packard: Good!

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Gary Nash: Erm, Meredith would you, er, I mean could you?

Meredith Modess: Gary, are you asking me to marry you?

Gary Nash: Yeah!

Meredith Modess: Oh, yes, I'd love to be Mrs Gary, erm...?

Gary Nash: Nash! Gary Nash!

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Hubert Downs: Hey, erm, Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh?

Iris Augen: Oh Hubert! You mean it?

Hubert Downs: Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids.

Iris Augen: Yeah, one like you and one like me!

Hubert Downs: Perfect!

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Walter Baylor: Listen! How about we all sing the Borden Loyalty Song, huh?

Delores Salk: No! I didn't sing that fucking song in school, and I ain't singing it for you, fuzz-nuts!

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Hubert Downs: [Walter is threatening to stab Meredith] Walter, can we see her naked before you kill her?

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[last lines]

[everyone shouts: Walter! Hey, it's Walter! as Walter hops in wearing a straightjacket]

Walter Baylor: Hee-hee! What a great bunch of kids!

Vampire Guy: [emergency vehicle sirens in the background] Walter? I think your ride is here! Hey everybody, let's do the Walter!

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Bob Spinnaker: [Looking down at Hubert's body] Poor ignorant bastard.

Delores Salk: Should I cremate him?

Bunny Packard: No! What happened to him?

Bob Spinnaker: Seems as though Walter Baylor has struck again.

Bob Spinnaker: Well... at least he died in the Girl's Convenience and not on a battlefield somewhere.

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Chip Hendrix: What Carl Jung was trying to say is that trapped inside of each of us, there is a woman that comes out when we fuck up real bad.

Carl Clapton: You mean, there's a woman trapped inside of me?

Chip Hendrix: Yeah.

Carl Clapton: A black woman or a white woman?

Chip Hendrix: A Jewish woman.

[Both laughing]

Chip Hendrix: I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't know.

Carl Clapton: You mean, when I fuck up as a man, the woman inside comes out?

Chip Hendrix: Yeah. Yeah well look, now do you understand what l'm talking about?

Carl Clapton: No. Man, have you ever thought of me as a woman?

Chip Hendrix: No, but I have thought of you as a farm animal.

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Mary Beth McFadden: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It's been one year since my last confession. Father, I have on occasion used foul language. I have lied, not just little white lies, but great, big, sinful ones. I shoplift all the time, Father.

Astounded Husband: Darling!

Mary Beth McFadden: I'm an exhibitionist, Father. I like to expose myself to strangers, especially authority figures. I hold the neighborhood record for most repairmen satisfied in a single afternoon. I have an enormous collection of vibrators, Father. I have them in all assorted sizes. I have one that's in the shape of a crucifix. My God it's gorgeous. Oh my God, I put it up and put pictures up on the wall of all kinds of things. I listen to Barry Manilow, and over and over and over again, I think of priests and nuns, and that movie the Exorcist, how did it go, rrraaahhheeerrr?

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Bob Spinnaker: Argumentative ninnies!

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