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Labyrinth of Passion (1982) Poster

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Fabio: [note that Fabio gives to Riza] Yes, I'd like to Cher something with you this evening.

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Fabio: [giving directions] "Fabio, now phone and ask permission. Phone a friend... Make it short, and watch what you say... Hi, So-and-so. So-and-so calls you. She wants to talk and take you to some tacky bar to have salad for lunch. Or better yet, a tuna empanada. And then you say, "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart.If I survive, I'll call you back and give you the details." Something like that, but always posing for the camera."

Fabio: [while menaced by an electric drill] "Darling, I have to hang up. A sadistic killer is literally tearing me apart, and I have to wait for him to finish. Well, if I survive... I'll go out later and we can go to a tacky place to eat something greasy. Beans with sausage.All right, darling. Goodbye. "

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Sexilia: I went to an orgy after the concert, but I could only think of you.

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Sexilia: [on telephone] Hi, Paco, it's Sexi... I'm sitting here with a friend. She has some problems because her father takes an aphrodisiac every second day and rapes her.

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narrator: A Spanish biogynaecologist, Dr De la Pena,achieved the non-sexual reproduction of six identical parakeets for the first time.

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Fabio: [to Riza] I'll turn you into the queen of Halloween.

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announcer at gig: Los Melancolicos can't be with you tonight due to problems with drugs, child trafficking, white slavery and a few other things. But instead, we'll have a group you all know and hate.

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Toraya: Mohamed, ya soy fértil!

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