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8 out of 8 people found the following review useful:
SHEER INSANITY, 17 December 2001
Author:
EL BUNCHO from UNITED STATES
I first heard of this one while watching the fight scene highlights
videotape THIS IS KUNG FU back in 1989. The tape featured a delirious
trailer for this film which has tag lines that mangle the English language
to an alarming degree (example:"Ghost seeking revenge evils are deadly
scared!" and "Human heart annoying both spirits and human!), and my friends
and I watched the trailer over and over in disbelief.
I finally found the movie about two years later in a cheesy
hole-in-the-wall
video store that was going out of business, a victim of the Disneyfication
of Times Square. The wait was worth it, because the martial arts were
pretty
good and the script is a ludicrous dialogue fan's wet dream! The prize goes
to the scene wherein the villainous sorcerer realizes he's about to get his
ass kicked, so he throws some spells into the air and screams "Count
Dracula! Come to my aid!" The second he says this, the sky turns to night,
the full moon pops up, a wolf howls and then from out of nowhere Count
Dracula himself (the only white guy in the entire film) swoops from out of
the sky screaming "I'M COMING!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" And don't ask how the
heroes finally defeat the sorcerer (hint:it involves the aid of a bunch of
prostitutes who are experiencing "monthly women's concerns")! A unique
cinematic experience!
9 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Completely out of control, 25 September 2000
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Author:
David Austin from NYC
Shame that almost nobody seems to have seen this. This is worth going well out of your way for. If you like kung fu and you like the bizarre this is the movie for you. Billy Chong must enlist a gaggle of hopping dead assassins to get revenge for the death of his father. The boss of the villains is not particularly impressive, but his main henchman, an evil wizard, is one of the coolest villains I've ever seen, in or out of kung fu. This guy is smart as a whip, cunning as could be, powerful in magic, and a better kung fu fighter than even the hero. His magic is great, especially when he actually, out of the blue, summons the western Dracula to fight for him. Watch this movie, you'll be amazed that anything this wacko ever got made, and made well.
3 out of 3 people found the following review useful:
Wonderfully spastic chop suey horror., 24 May 2008
Author:
EyeAskance from fabulous Las Vega$!
During a supernatural encounter, a young kung fu fighter learns that
his deceased father was murdered by an evil tyrant, and expects to see
his death avenged. Enlisting the aid of The Undead, said youth sets
forth on his dangerous mission, armed with an ancient book which is
allegedly a source of awesome magical power.
A truly bizarre and thoroughly disorienting treat for lovers of all
things weird, Yin ji presents ghost, zombies, and vampires in thrilling
kung fu action. You could ask for more? 'course not.
A worthwhile oddity, and technically more professional than it really
ought to be.
5.5/10
2 out of 2 people found the following review useful:
I just talked to dad's ghost., 28 January 2005
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Author:
CelluloidRehab (lelnu@yahoo.com) from Hell's Kitchen, NYC
So according to the movie's narrator, the seventh month of the Chinese
lunar calendar is the Yin month. During this month ghosts are free to
roam the earth (for 30 days). Mid-month occurs the Ghost Festival in
which paper money is burned and tributes are left to appease the dead.
It is during this month that Billy Chong's ghost father (who apparently
had six fingers on his right hand) comes back to tell him that he was
murdered by Kam Tai Fu in the Yellow Dragon town and to avenge his
death. The martial arts aspects of this movie are typical of the low
budget movie. There are aspects of this movie that make it stand out
from the rest. It is both comical, serious and most definitely
entertaining. Other aspects would include the magic, ghosts and the
inclusion of full frontal nudity during the sex scenes.
The movie has ghosts, bumbling drunk grave robbers, magicians, obscure
magic rituals, a deadly powerful ghost of a bum, the scalping of dead
people, an assault with face cloths, flying fireballs and a villain who
threatens to sue our hero for slander.
Even though Kam Tai Fu is the villain, it is his lazy-eyed wizard that
gets most of the screen time. We first meet him during his duel with a
monk (the first of many crazy scenes). They charge each other with only
their index and middle fingers drawn. They are floating towards each
other and once they collide a giant explosion occurs. The wizard
performs a ritual on Kam Tai Fu that will make him invulnerable. The
ritual involves the wizard getting two hearts (the hearts must be from
a young man and woman whom are both in orgasm), melting them down and
them spitting the liquefied hearts at Kam Tai Fu. The wizard's greatest
moment is when he pulls out a wad of paper money, burns it and invokes
the aid of Count Dracula. You heard that right. Count Dracula makes an
appearance and fights our hero (and the dead ghosts that Billy Chong
recruits). There is also an equally impressive ritual in which the
wizard scraps his chest with burning incense (ouch).
I highly recommend this movie for fans of the martial arts genre.
Worth a look see and repeated viewings, 29 December 2008
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Author:
dbborroughs from Glen Cove, New York
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Wild over the top Kung fu horror film that is actually pretty good in its own demented way. It has something to do with the dead coming back and taking revenge on the evil that some men do. Its one of those films that keeps you watching just because you can't predict what is going to happen next. I've been watching a great number of martial arts films lately and the sameness and predictability has really been wearing me down. Fortunately I ran across this film in the bargain bin and I ended up really enjoying myself. If you find yourself tired of the same old same old in regard to martial arts films I suggest you give this little gem a try. Worth way more than the buck I paid to pick it up
0 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
It killed so many brain cells it deserves to die., 7 January 2007
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Author:
MadMovieMax from United States
This movie was so bad I could hardly catch you up. It is a poorly
dubbed Chinese Kung foo movie with Ghosts/Ghouls/Zombies, they never do
make up there mind, act like they died in a tragic short bus accident.
The acting is sub par. The only thing that could save it is if Bob
Odenkirk used this as a sequel to Kung Pow. You have a pansy villain
who will always fear the purple nurple and a black or is that a yellow
magician who has no qualms about killing but draws the line at watching
people have sex, Yeah like that wasn't suspicious. 3 Friends and i
Watched this movie about 16 times for A MST3K experiment. The Trauma is
still painful. Oh yeah Dracula shows up after the magician waves a wad
of 100 dollar bills,In actuality he looks like a goth art student.
And the love interest's terrible flatulence scared the evil ghost away.
because in life he was a poor bum and now is a worse ghost. We even
used IMDb in our gag when we found out it got a 7 out of 10, a frelling
7. And now I see 10 people gave it a 10 out of 10. If you have a chance
to see this movie. Run, leave whatever possessions you have and keep on
running. If you don't, my friends John, Barry,Dok, and I will have a
big told you so. We watch bad movies so you don't have to
0 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
a total waste of time, 4 March 2003
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Author:
(uboat96@yahoo.com) from RHODE ISLAND
Back in 1986, I saw Kung Fu Zombie, which is my opinion one of the best
kung
fu movies of all times....billy chong's character of Pang Fung was funny,
witty, and, above all, excellent in his fighting techniques.
It was also in 1986 when I saw the trailers to Kung Fu From Beyond the
Grave
(also starring billy chong). Just having seen Kung Fu Zombie, I thought
it
would be just as good. Zombies and billy chong...what a great
combination.
I didn't find Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave until 2003. This was the
biggest disappointment of my life. I had to order it from England. This
movie
was totally a waste of time. I don't blame the characters...I blame the
director. There was nothing special about the fight scenes. The
"zombies"
were just plain stupid. I was actually embarrassed watching it with my
brother, after hyping it up so much all these years! One semi-funny
scene
was when the wizard calls Dracula to save him. Aside from that, the
movie
fell flat on its face!!
Maybe I shouldn't be to harsh to Kung Fu From beyond the Grave. I was
expecting it to live up to the cleverness and wittiness of Kung Fu
Zombie,
which is clearly didn't.
This movie was a run-of-the-mill kung fu movie. When it was finished, I
literally threw the tape in the trash. It was just that
awful...
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