Memorable quotes for
"Knight Rider" Knight of the Phoenix: Part 1 (1982)

[Michael Knight has just gotten his first view of KITT's interior]
Michael Knight: Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom.
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KITT: There's no reason for increased volume. I 'm scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily. I am the voice of Knight Industry 2000's Micro processor, K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer.
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[his last dying words to Michael]
Wilton Knight: My... adventure has ended. Yours has just - just begun.
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Narrator: Knight Rider: a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man, who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
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Wilton Knight: [Talking to Michael on his deathbed] Michael, Come closer. You were spared to lead the great fight. Don't turn away in fear. One man can make a difference and you are going to be that man.
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Wilson: [Talking on radio to all Comtron Truck Drivers] Attention all drivers, Attention all drivers. Anybody wanting a $15,000 bonus to be the first man who smashes that Trans-AM head-on. You hear me, I said "Head On". He is currently heading North on Highway 17.
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Tanya Walker: [Speaking to the head of security] This is Tanya, someone is in town looking for me. I will give you the car and license plate. It's a new Trans-AM with a California license lettering "KNIGHT".
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[Devon and Michael are celebrating the successful first mission]
Devon Miles: Shall we drink to what is the start of...
Michael Knight: Of what?
Devon Miles: One Man's dream
Michael Knight: And to our future. No matter who it may take us up against or where.
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[Michael insists on going after Tayna, despite a serious gunshot wound]
Devon Miles: KITT, can he make it?
K.I.T.T.: You want the truth, in front of him?
Michael Knight: If I'm going down, I'm taking them with me!
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K.I.T.T.: [about to smash through a trailer] With all due respect, you are not possibly thinking of... Oh my word, you are!
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Michael Knight: You are about as much fun as a divorce, which is not a bad idea!
K.I.T.T.: I want custody of me!
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Tanya Walker: [after watching K.I.T.T destroy the conspirator's aircraft] I'll get you a way out of here that nothing can stop!
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Michael Long: [communicating via earpiece] Muntzy, be careful...
Muntzy: Hey, hey, I got ten years on ya, buddy. I'm the original man of steel. You're the one I'm worried about, you're in that bed of snakes.
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Wilton Knight: Well, what's the word?
Dr. Ralph Wesley: I'm gonna give you the same answer that I've been giving you for the past four days. He's probably the only human being on this planet who's in worse condition than you are.
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Devon Miles: [to Wilton, having just seen Michael's new face] Does it strike you that there is an uncanny resemblance between this young fellow and you as a young man?
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Michael Knight: What are you guys up to, people sneaking in and out of here at all hours of the day and night?
Devon Miles: Look at who's talking.
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Michael Knight: [feeling K.I.T.T.'s hood under the impression that it's his own Pontiac] What's this, a new paint job? It feels like baby skin.
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Michael Knight: Oh, and I want you to know something: I kinda got to like you.
Devon Miles: What?
Michael Knight: Never mind. What's that mean coming from a primitive anyway?
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Michael Knight: Why do I get the feeling this isn't gonna be the last time I run into trouble in this town?
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Jackson, Car-Thief: I have died and gone to automobile heaven.
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Maggie: Let me do you a favor: unless you like waking up sucking dirt, don't get interested in anyone at that table.
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Michael Knight: Maggie!
Maggie: Get lost! I'm warning you, this bag is full of mace.
Michael Knight: I stayed in my car so I wouldn't scare you.
Maggie: Well ain't you the David Niven?
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Buddy: I wonder what this button...
Michael Knight: Don't start pushing things, I don't even know what those things do!
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Michael Knight: [on payphone in jail] What are we going to do?
Devon Miles: We? That's wonderful, a couple of days ago you practically drove over my foot to be on your own.
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Carney Miller: I wanna know what that machine of yours is made of.
Michael Knight: Sit and spin.
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Comtron Security Guard #1: No, don't kill me! Don't kill me, I got a dog at home... I got a sick mother...
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Michael Knight: I've spend years of my life fighting criminals of one type or another who always had the upper hand and now this. That's a loner's dream come true. It's been handed to me on a silver platter. The world's most fantastic car. All the money and all the resources of the Knight Foundation. And most of all the best chance I'll ever get to prove that one man really can make a difference.
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Jackson, Car-Thief: [having managed to seal K.I.T.T] Hey, hey, Wow! Man, this thing must make coffee too!
K.I.T.T.: I do nothing of the kind. Now pull over immediately.
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[Michael hears K.I.T.T.'s voice for the first time]
Michael Knight: Might as well put on some music. All these weird gadgets, you'd think they'd give you a radio.
K.I.T.T.: What would you like to hear?
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