Paulette Rebchuck: So, what's the story with you and Johnny?
Stephanie Zinone: Let's just say I outgrew him over the Summer.
Paulette Rebchuck: Yeah, well, he sure hasn't lost the hots for you.
Stephanie Zinone: Johnny just hasn't learned when you're dead, lie down. Besides, there's gotta be more to life than just makin' out.
Paulette Rebchuck: Y'know, I never thought of it that way!
Michael Carrington: Hello?
Stephanie Zinone: Hi.
Michael Carrington: I wanted to ask you if you're free after school today.
Stephanie Zinone: Yeah. I'm free every day. It's in the Constitution.
Stephanie Zinone: I ain't no one's trophy.
Stephanie Zinone: [singing] I want a whole lot more than the boy next door. I want hell on wheels.
Stephanie Zinone: You know all this deep junk and everything. You must think I am some kinda dummy, right?
Michael Carrington: Actually, I think you're kinda terrific.
Sharon: We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!
The Pink Ladies: The Pink Ladies Pledge to act cool, to look cool and to be cool, till death do us part, Think Pink!
T-Birds: You might turn up on Bandstand, but your beak will still be turning DOWN!
Rhonda: That does it!The nose goes.Bandstand,here I come.
Paulette Rebchuck: Rhonda, I wouldn't fool around with Mother Nature if I were you.
Sharon: You fool around with everyone else, Paulette.
Louis: [holding a rabbit] See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe!
Michael Carrington: [practicing bowling invitation] Howdy fellas,let's bowl some balls.
Johnny Nogerelli: My mom wants you to come over for some pasghetti.
Frenchy: [Talking with Michael near fence and he notices Stephanie with the Pink Ladies] Michael, I think there's something you don't understand. You see,Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady,which means,if you're not a T-Bird, which you are not, you can look, but don't touch.
[as Michael gazes at Stephanie]
Frenchy: Michael? I wouldn't even look.
Michael Carrington: Well, then, how do you become one of these T-Birds then? Eh?
Stephanie Zinone: Not weird weird, but like exciting weird.
Louis: KABLAM! NUCLEOID WAR!
Sharon: Personally, I think that-...
T-Birds: [in unison] We don't care, Sharon!
Sharon: [after Louis explains verbally and through song that a war is about to erupt] What's started? What's happening, Louis?
Louis: The Russians are attacking! Get down!
Frenchy: [upon seeing Rhonda with a bandage on her nose] Rhonda, you got a nose job?
Rhonda: Forget it. I ran into a door.
Sharon: So she says.
Goose McKenzie: Where Does the Pollen Go?
Delores Rebchuck: [after the T-Birds and Pink Ladies left them at the bowling alley] Life stinks.
Michael Carrington: Are you talking to me?
Delores Rebchuck: Yeah, you'll do.
Paulette Rebchuck: [after Johnny gives her an order] Yeah? Well, you wanna hear my 'final word' Mr Push-everyone-around Nogarelli? You may be able to bully some of the chicks in this school, but this chick has been bullied by one Johnny Nogarelli for the last time. I may not be the classiest chick in this school, but I'm the best you're ever gonna get. So take it or leave it!
Louis: You got something going with Paulette?
Johnny Nogerelli: Let's just say I'm giving her therapy for her disease.
Louis: Which disease?
Johnny Nogerelli: Nymphoid mania.
Different T-Birds: I got a rep to protect.
Johnny Nogerelli: That jacket you're wearing is T-Bird proeprty. You want to leave the party, leave the jacket at the door.
Stephanie Zinone: Why don't you just stay out of my life, ok Johnny?
Johnny Nogerelli: I'm out! I catch you with that punk one more time, and he's a dead man! You know what I'm saying? D-E-D!
Davey Jaworski: Ha ha! Learn anything Steph?