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Friday the 13th Part III (1982) Poster

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Andy: Goddammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an asshole?

Shelly: Sorry. And I'm not an asshole, I'm an actor.

Andy: Same thing.

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Chuck: How come you never scream when we have sex?

Chili: Give me something to scream about.

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Vera: [sees Jason now wearing a goalie mask] Who are you?

[Jason points a speargun at her]

Vera: What are you doing?

[Jason is still pointing the speargun at her]

Vera: Hey, cut that out. That's not funny!

[Jason shoots Vera in her left eye with the speargun. She falls dead into the water. Jason casually drops the spent speargun to the ground and walks off]

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Chris: Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?

Shelly: Oh, they said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough.

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Shelly: [accidentally knocks over the gang's motorcycles in Rick's car] Oh, shit.

Vera: "Oh, shit" is right! Let's get outta here!

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Andy: How do we do it?

Debbie: Well, first we take our clothes off, and then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you.

Andy: I know how to do it. I mean, how do we do it in a hammock?

Debbie: [undressing] Well, uh, I think you can figure something out.

Andy: I'll think of something!

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Chris: [to Jason] No! You *can't* be alive!

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Ali: You son of a bitch! Come back here, you bastards! You ain't getting away with this, goddammit!

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Debbie: Hey, the van's on fire!

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Vera: Look, I'm gonna go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in, we'll talk.

Shelly: Yeah, sure. We'll talk...

[under his breath]

Shelly: Bitch.

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Shelly: Would you be yourself if you looked like this?

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Ali: [after syphoning Chris' van] Take this to the barn and start pourin', and find Fox.

Fox: [swinging on a rope at the barn] Wooooh!

Loco: What the hell you doin'? Get off that thing!

Fox: [continues swinging] Wooh! This feels gooooood!

[laughs]

Loco: Ali is gonna be pissed if he sees you screwing around. C'mon, we got shit to do.

[looks back up and sees that Fox as disappeared]

Loco: What the hell?

[enters barn]

Loco: Fox? Where are ya? Stop screwin' around! You're messin' everything up! You're dead now, woman. Fox?

[Loco turns around and sees Fox's corpse hanging onto the rafter with a pitchfork. Then Jason approaches Loco with a pitchfork, and impales it in Loco's abdomen]

Ali: Fox? Loco? Open the damn door! Fox!

[Ali enters barn]

Ali: What the hell you guys doin' up there?

[silence]

Ali: Hear me talkin' to you?

[Loco's corpse falls onto Ali]

Ali: FOOOOOXXX!

[Ali sees Jason jumping off a rafter]

Ali: [picks up a machete] When I find you, you bastard, you're a dead man!

[Jason approaches Ali]

Ali: Shit!

[Ali swings the machete at Jason's head, but Jason ducks, and bludgeons Ali with a wrench]

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Shelly: Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smoke dope?

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Mrs. Sanchez: Yes?

Chris: Hi, Mrs. Sanchez. I'm Chris. We've come to pick up Vera.

Mrs. Sanchez: She is not going!

[arguing is heard from inside the house]

Chris: What are they saying?

Debbie: I don't know. I flunked Spanish.

[Vera comes outside, happily]

Vera: Hi, everybody. What are you looking at?

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Chris: This was my bedroom. It's yours for the weekend.

Debbie: Great.

[Chris looks outside the window and sees that the door of the barn is moving]

Debbie: Chris? I don't mean to be picky or anything, but where's the bed?

[Chris is still worried]

Debbie: Chris?

Chris: Oh. It's right here.

[she shows the hammock to Debbie]

Debbie: What's this?

Chris: It's your bed.

Debbie: A hammock?

Chris: You might like it.

[Chris leaves the room]

Debbie: Why not?

[Andy comes in]

Andy: Where's the bed?

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