Eating Raoul (1982)
Paul: Why don't you go to bed, honey? I'll bag the Nazi and straighten up.
Sex Shop Salesman: Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
Paul: Trail mix?
Sex Shop Salesman: I was making a joke.
Susan - Swinger in Fur: We're into B&D but not S&M. We met at the A&P.
Sex Shop Customer: Have you got the latest issue of Nuns and Nazis?
Sex Shop Salesman: Tuesday.
Sex Shop Salesman: Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and...
[pulls out huge vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman: Alien.
Paul: Just give me the cheapest one.
Sex Shop Salesman: Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?
[pokes Paul on shoulder with "Alien" vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman: Isn't that what you meant?
Paul: [intimidated] Yes.
Sex Shop Salesman: That's what I thought you meant!
Paul: It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.
[Discussing cheap wine]
Customer: Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy.
Paul: Well, so is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests.
Paul: A hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar-a-month rent increase! How are we going to pay that?
Mary: Don't worry. We can live on your insta-cash card for a month or so.
Paul: Don't you remember? It was canceled for non-payment.
Mary: At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.
Mary: Why should we give up any of that money? We had to kill two people to get it!
Raoul Mendoza: You killed two people for less than a thousand dollars?
Mary: ...One of them shortchanged us.
Paul: [to Mary, after killing someone] Well, there's one consideration. If you'd done what he asked, he would have died anyway.
Sex Shop Salesman: But I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
Paul: For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
Sex Shop Salesman: [shouts] Sure!
Sex Shop Salesman: Hey, you taste it, you're gonna buy it, alright?
Opening Narration: Hollywood, California. Home to the rich and powerful. Yet so popular with the broken and destitute. Here sex- hunger is reflected in every aspect of daily life, and instant gratification is tirelessly pursued. A center of casual violence and capricious harassment. Where rampant vice and amorality permeate every strata of society... It is a known fact that prolonged exposure to just such a psychopathic environment will eventually warp even the most normal and decent among us.