Bugs Bunny: Here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!
Old Storyteller: I was once a human being, but that rotten kid in there was my undoing. He doesn't need a storyteller, he needs an exorcist!
Sylvester, Jr.: Whoever heard of a cat eating porridge? Why can't we have a mouse like other pussycats?
Advisor: These old ears have heard tell of a land called Hollywood, where storytellers abound. Perhaps we could bring some over, as hostages?
Bugs Bunny: You want me to tell stories to that? I'd rather throw peanuts at it.
Bugs Bunny: Let me tell you a story about a singing frog
Prince Abadaba: A FROG? But frogs don't sing!
Bugs Bunny: [whispers] This one did...
Sylvester, Jr.: I don't like porridge! I want a mouse!
Sylvester: You'll eat your porridge and like it!
Sylvester, Jr.: I'll eat it. But I won't like it!
Prince Abadaba: What happened to Goldilocks?
Bugs Bunny: She serving time in Tehachapi for breaking in and entering.