Quotes
Larry: I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.
Share thisGeorge Utley: Hi, I'm George. This is Larry's brother Darryl, and this is Larry's other brother Darryl.
Share thisGeorge Utley: Dick, I cleared out that obstruction in the chimney.
Dick Loudon: Thanks George. What was it?
George Utley: I don't know but when I woke it up, it ran away.
Share this[Holding back tears]
Stephanie Vanderkellen: I discovered I like bowling.
[She starts crying]
Share thisArthur Vanderkellen: I can't help it, I like that boy.
Share thisDr. Robert Hartley: [final lines, Dick wakes up as Bob from "The Bob Newhart Show"] I just had had the strangest dream. I just dreamt that I was married to a beautiful blonde and we owned an inn that was going to be turned into a golf club.
Emily Hartley: [wakes up, turns the light on] That's it, no more shrimp before bed.
[turns light off]
Emily Hartley: [turns light back on, jealous] Beautiful blonde?
Share thisDick Loudon: [During Founders' Day, Dick has been placed in the stocks] My nose itches.
[calling out]
Dick Loudon: Anybody! Stratch my nose! Anybody! OK, 5 bucks! Anybody, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!
Larry: Okay.
[Hands Dick $5 and scratches his nose]
Dick Loudon: Okay, anybody else, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!
Share thisDick Loudon: Ick.
Joanna Loudon: And what would you say if you weren't a college graduate?
Share thisFirst Darryl, Second Darryl: Quiet!
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