Larry: I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.
George Utley: Hi, I'm George. This is Larry's brother Darryl, and this is Larry's other brother Darryl.
George Utley: Dick, I cleared out that obstruction in the chimney.
Dick Loudon: Thanks George. What was it?
George Utley: I don't know but when I woke it up, it ran away.
[Holding back tears]
Stephanie Vanderkellen: I discovered I like bowling.
[She starts crying]
Arthur Vanderkellen: I can't help it, I like that boy.
Dr. Robert Hartley: [final lines, Dick wakes up as Bob from "The Bob Newhart Show"] I just had had the strangest dream. I just dreamt that I was married to a beautiful blonde and we owned an inn that was going to be turned into a golf club.
Emily Hartley: [wakes up, turns the light on] That's it, no more shrimp before bed.
[turns light off]
Emily Hartley: [turns light back on, jealous] Beautiful blonde?
Dick Loudon: [During Founders' Day, Dick has been placed in the stocks] My nose itches.
Dick Loudon: Anybody! Stratch my nose! Anybody! OK, 5 bucks! Anybody, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!
[Hands Dick $5 and scratches his nose]
Dick Loudon: Okay, anybody else, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!