Larry:
I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.
George Utley:
Hi, I'm George. This is Larry's brother Darryl, and this is Larry's other brother Darryl.
George Utley:
Dick, I cleared out that obstruction in the chimney.
Dick Loudon:
Thanks George. What was it?
George Utley:
I don't know but when I woke it up, it ran away.
[
Holding back tears]
Stephanie Vanderkellen:
I discovered I like bowling.
[
She starts crying]
Arthur Vanderkellen:
I can't help it, I like that boy.
Dr. Robert Hartley:
[
final lines, Dick wakes up as Bob from "The Bob Newhart Show"] I just had had the strangest dream. I just dreamt that I was married to a beautiful blonde and we owned an inn that was going to be turned into a golf club.
Emily Hartley:
[
wakes up, turns the light on] That's it, no more shrimp before bed.
[
turns light off]
Emily Hartley:
[
turns light back on, jealous] Beautiful blonde?
Dick Loudon:
[
During Founders' Day, Dick has been placed in the stocks] My nose itches.
[
calling out]
Dick Loudon:
Anybody! Stratch my nose! Anybody! OK, 5 bucks! Anybody, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!
Larry:
Okay.
[
Hands Dick $5 and scratches his nose]
Dick Loudon:
Okay, anybody else, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!
Dick Loudon:
Ick.
Joanna Loudon:
And what would you say if you weren't a college graduate?
First Darryl, Second Darryl:
Quiet!
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