Whose Life Is It Anyway? (1981)
Ken Harrison: I better be nice to this woman. Otherwise, the good doctor will dissolve her in water and inject her into me.
Ken Harrison: I admit that it's embarrassing for a man to compliment a woman on her breasts when only one of them is in bed. One of the people, that is. Not one of the breasts.
Ken Harrison: Some nurses and I went out for a little midnight skateboarding last night. The only trouble was that I was the skateboard.
Ken Harrison: How does a quadriplegic cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken.
Ken Harrison: [about the nurse who accidentally let him fall out of the bed] It wasn't her fault. It wasn't her fault. It was an accident!
Ken Harrison: [shouting] You're still have nice breasts!
Dr. Clare Scott: [embarrassed as everybody laughs of Ken's remark] Thank you!
Ken Harrison: [about the crowd in his room] This must be Grand Central Station!
Dr. Clare Scott: Pat, uh, I could really use your advice. I'm... I'm looking for some possible way to help out Ken Harrison. Some way to get through to him.
Pat: You mean the Late Ken Harrison.
Dr. Clare Scott: Wh... what do you mean? I mean he's not...
Pat: Yes he is. He may not be to you but he is to me and to himself. Understand me doctor, I loved the late Ken Harrison and I grieve for his death but...
Dr. Clare Scott: I'm, I'm sorry I don't understand this. I can't beleive you're just giving up on him like this.
Pat: Giving up. Ken Harrison is gone.You wanna see Ken, look around you. Take a better look.