Smokey Bites the Dust (1981)

Rance Howard: Coach

Quotes 

• Coach : I want every starter to hit the john between now and game time! Kenny, how's the knee?

  Kenny : It'll be all right. Uh, Coach, would you mind if I took some time off from the game? It's just that with Peggy Sue getting crowned and all, I didn't wanna miss that.

  Coach : There is no room in this game for sentiment, son. For forty-eight minutes, you're married to that pigskin!

  Kenny : I know, Coach, but half-time isn't part of the forty-eight minutes.

  Coach : You're all going to be out on the field, during the ceremony. All right, now remember, keep your mind on the game!

  Football Player : Like this, Coach?

  [Smashes his head continuously with an empty garbage can] 

  Coach : YOU GOT IT!

• Coach : [Kenny is abandoning the football game to chase after Roscoe]  I don't want to get personal with you, Kenny, but what in the HELL are you trying to do to me?

  Kenny : How much do you know about love, sir?