Saturday the 14th (1981)
Yolanda: What do the building codes say about filling the basement with earth?
Marge, the Real Estate Broker: It's... it's a finished basement.
Waldemar: Not yet it isn't.
Waldemar: He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!
Yolanda: If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.
Waldemar: But we'd still be out here.
Waldemar: If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself.
Yolanda: Oh, look. Isn't that that boy Bavarian from Budapest?
Waldemar: No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines.
Television Announcer: George and Elizabeth Bennetson got into their car to go to a party... But this wasn't going to be the kind of party they expected. The guests are about to arrive -
John: Billy, will you turn that thing off?
Billy: I did turn it off.
Van Helsing: When I get that book, I will rule the world! Think of it - famine! War! Death!
Van Helsing: Selling the house now would be like closing the barn door after the horses eat your children.
Party Guest: What do we get if we win?
Van Helsing: You get to keep the boy!