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Saturday the 14th (1981) Poster

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Yolanda: What do the building codes say about filling the basement with earth?

Marge, the Real Estate Broker: It's... it's a finished basement.

Waldemar: Not yet it isn't.

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Marge, the Real Estate Broker: Do you have children?

Waldemar: As often as we can.

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Van Helsing: Some vampires will believe anything.

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Waldemar: He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!

Yolanda: If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.

Waldemar: But we'd still be out here.

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Waldemar: If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself.

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Yolanda: Oh, look. Isn't that that boy Bavarian from Budapest?

Waldemar: No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines.

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Television Announcer: George and Elizabeth Bennetson got into their car to go to a party... But this wasn't going to be the kind of party they expected. The guests are about to arrive -

John: Billy, will you turn that thing off?

Billy: I did turn it off.

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Van Helsing: When I get that book, I will rule the world! Think of it - famine! War! Death!

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Van Helsing: Selling the house now would be like closing the barn door after the horses eat your children.

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Party Guest: What do we get if we win?

Van Helsing: You get to keep the boy!

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Van Helsing: In one minute, terrible things are going to happen! (A scream is heard off-camera.) Um, less than a minute?

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