Super Fuzz (1980)
Tragedy Row: Hey, Paradise, I think I seen this guy on TV, but I can't remember if he's a singer or an evangelist.
Paradise Alley: I don't care what he is! Who are you and where's Sylvius?
Dave Speed: I know who I am and I know who you are. But do you know who he is?
Dave Speed: There's illegal gambling going on inside that truck!
Willy Dunlop: Now I'm not saying they weren't counterfeit fish, but even if they were, there's no law against it. Or is there?
The Chief: You're the one who gave him only five minutes to get here.
Willy Dunlop: Well, then he's got an answering service! That's what he's got!
Dave Speed: That's not true, Sarge.
The Chief: I remember one time in police college I painted myself green and pretended to be a Martian!
Willy Dunlop: Yeah, that's great, Chief.