Yosemite Sam: Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?
Satan: No, but you're close.
Bugs Bunny: 'Knighty Knight Bugs' was directed by Friz Freleng. He got an Oscar and I got a carrot.
Yosemite Sam: Any one of you lily livered, bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me? In case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin' with. I'm the hootiness, tootiness, shootiness, bob tailed wildcat in the west.
[Fires his guns at the ground as they lift him in the air]
Yosemite Sam: I'm the fastest gun north, south, east, aaaaaaand west of the Pecos. I'm the...
Bugs Bunny: Ahhhhhhh shuddup!
[Porky has been beaten by gangsters who are after Tweety]
Porky Pig: You talked me in to it.
[Daffy is rescued after being forced to lay golden eggs]
Bugs Bunny: Is there anything we can get for you, old chap?
Daffy Duck: Yes. Get me a proctologist, right away.