- Yosemite Sam: Any one of you lily livered, bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me? In case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin' with. I'm the hootiness, tootiness, shootiness, bob tailed wildcat in the west.
- [Sam fires his gins at the ground as they lift him in the air]
- Yosemite Sam: I'm the fastest gun, north, south, east, a-aaaa-and west of the Pecos. I'm the...
- Bugs Bunny: Ah-hhhh shut up!
- Yosemite Sam: Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?
- Satan: No, but you're close.
- [Daffy is rescued after being forced to lay golden eggs]
- Bugs Bunny: Is there anything we can get for you, old chap?
- Daffy Duck: Yes. Get me a proctologist, right away.
- Daffy Duck: Strike an ordinary match! Girls, you better hold on to your boyfriends! Swallow the match, so...
- [Daffy blows himself up for a grand finale; the audience cheers]
- Bugs Bunny: [starts clapping] That's terrific, Daffy? They loved it. They want more.