Local goon, Gerry, hires a yellow mini in Kaitaia using a stolen license. John's wife has just left him and moved to Invercargill. He is devastated and needs to talk to her. He has no transport and needs a ride. Together with the little mini that Gerry names "Pork Pie", they hit the road to travel the length of the country. Their high speed exploits earn them the name "the Blondini gang". The police, however take a dim view of this and make it their mission in life to stop the Blondini boys from reaching their destination. Written by
WARNING-This movie may be hazardous to your sense of humour!
Did You Know?
In one scene, John and Gerry visit Cromwell and sell the steel trim, grille and batter, and take an oil can at a garage before driving over a bridge. Where this scene takes place was later flooded in 1992-93 by the creation of Lake Dunstan as part of the Clyde Hydroelectric Dam scheme. The garage was demolished and the bridge is now under 10 metres (33 feet) of water. See more
The driver license of Leslie Morris states her address is 63 Bassett Street, Remuera. Later in the film when Gerry tells John and Shirl about the license, he says her address is 25 Dennis Court Road, Remuera. See more
[inspecting inside a rail boxcar
It's empty! We'll stick the car in here. There's a ramp about half a mile ahead. Get up there and load up.
But I'll kill myself.
You can do it!
Come on Gerry!
I'll kill you too, you silly bitch!