Horrified at his causing the death of a young girl, Dracula commits suicide and curses himself to be one of the undead for all time. Unlike Christopher Lee, however, this Dracula prefers to bite his victims in far more erotic places than the neck. Written by
For Everloving Grown-ups
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Actor Donald Blank
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[while biting her "exotically" after she stabs him
Can you type?
Excellent. How fast?
[in a pleasurable last voice before dying
Fifty words a minute.