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Annie McHugh: Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you.

Dr. Stark: Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled... any of those words would be appropriate.

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Captain Jamieson: Max, what course are we on?

Max the Computer: It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that!

Captain Jamieson: Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?

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Annie McHugh: Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.

Rodzinski: I am asexual: a sexual fiend!

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Annie McHugh: If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company!

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Annie McHugh: Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world.

Rodzinski: He's in that thing's stomach is where he is!

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Max: Goooood morning! It's a bright new day aboard the good ship Vertigo! The time is 8:30 in the a.m. The weather outside is a brisk 200 degrees below zero.

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The Creature: [singing] I want to eat your face. It could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy.

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The Creature: [singing] I want to eat your smile. / Your smile is so beguiling. / If I could eat your smile, / I'd be smiling.

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The Creature: [singing] I want to eat your knees! / Oh they would really please me. / So let me eat those knees, /Don't you tease me!

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Captain Jamieson: Max, can you pinpoint this thing precisely for us?

Max: Not a chance.

Captain Jamieson: Max, don't be a stiff! Now, are there foreign bodies on this spacecraft?

Max: Well, let me see...

[the Creature appears on a monitor]

Max: There he is! Ugly, isn't he?

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Annie McHugh: Max, I need you to do me a favor.

Max: Max has the facts!

Annie McHugh: Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help.

Max: You want the facts? Just ask Max!

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Dr. Stark: It doesn't want to be called a creature. It's a living organism.

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Rodzinski: Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! The creature's on top of Jameson and Jameson's on top of me, the inconsiderate shit!

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John: [during a cooking show put on to entertain the rest of the crew] Welcome to "Cooking with John"... I'm John

Rodzinski: No shit Sherlock!

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Max the Computer: Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc.

Dr. Stark: An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it.

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