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The Creature Wasn't Nice (1983)

PG | | Comedy, Horror, Musical | July 1983 (USA)
When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On ... See full summary »

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Annie McHugh
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Capt. Jamieson
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Rodzinski
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Dr. Stark
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Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry
Cherie Steinkellner ...
TV Host #1 (as Cheri Eichen)
Carol Ann Williams ...
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Margaret Willock ...
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Alan Abelew ...
Dirty Harry Punk #1
Robert Dryer ...
Dirty Harry Punk #2
Peter DuPre ...
Dirty Harry Punk #3 (as Peter Du Pre)
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Dirty Harry Punk #4
Ron Burke ...
Dirty Harry Punk #5
Ron Kurowski ...
The Creature
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When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On board, lifeform expands into an oozing person-eating monster which communicates primarily by means of a Vegas lounge act. The crew is gobbled up one after another until the two surviving crewmembers come up with a plan. Written by Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>

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Naked Space  »

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Trivia

While the shots of the shuttlecraft were achieve with a scale model, most of the shots of the Vertigo were achieved with animation. See more »

Goofs

During the Creature's big song and dance number, the reflection of the film crew is visible in the observation glass. See more »

Quotes

Max: Goooood morning! It's a bright new day aboard the good ship Vertigo! The time is 8:30 in the a.m. The weather outside is a brisk 200 degrees below zero.
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Referenced in Cocoon (1985) See more »

Soundtracks

I Want to Eat Your Face
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Music and Lyrics by Bruce Kimmel
Sung by Bruce Kimmel
Arranged by David Spear
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Unexpected pain in the Humorous
26 August 2001 | by (Chicago, IL, USA, Earth, Sol, Milky Way...) – See all my reviews

We expected "Naked Gun" style from the title also. Getting into it, we quickly found out the idiocy of this film.

We thought that one redeeming quality is that we can host a MST3K party using this film. (Although it may be TOO stupid to make fun of.)

Our overall impression is that these actors got together, got drunk, and decided to make a film.


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