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The Creature Wasn't Nice (1983)

PG | | Comedy, Horror, Musical | July 1983 (USA)
When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On ... See full summary »

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Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry
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TV Host #1 (as Cheri Eichen)
Carol Ann Williams ...
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Margaret Willock ...
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Alan Abelew ...
Dirty Harry Punk #1
Robert Dryer ...
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Peter DuPre ...
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Ron Burke ...
Dirty Harry Punk #5
Ron Kurowski ...
The Creature
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When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On board, lifeform expands into an oozing person-eating monster which communicates primarily by means of a Vegas lounge act. The crew is gobbled up one after another until the two surviving crewmembers come up with a plan. Written by Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>

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While the shots of the shuttlecraft were achieve with a scale model, most of the shots of the Vertigo were achieved with animation. See more »

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During the Creature's big song and dance number, the reflection of the film crew is visible in the observation glass. See more »

Quotes

The Creature: [singing] I want to eat your knees! / Oh they would really please me. / So let me eat those knees, /Don't you tease me!
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Spoofs Planet of the Apes (1968) See more »

Soundtracks

I Want to Eat Your Face
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Music and Lyrics by Bruce Kimmel
Sung by Bruce Kimmel
Arranged by David Spear
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17 March 1999 | by (London,England) – See all my reviews

This is one of the most bizarre spoofs I have ever seen! An unfriendly alien running amok on a spaceship full of idiots. Typically hit and miss, with lots of good ideas which don't always work. Still,Leslie Nielsen is at his stoney-faced best as the pilot, and the cast try hard,although at times they look slightly embarrassed.Nice songs too.


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