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Condorman (1981) More at IMDbPro »

Krokov: Have you seen this report on this Condorman? On this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!

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Woody Wilkins: Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who?
[pauses to put on goggles; in a deeper voice]
Woody Wilkins: Who... this is a job - for CONDORMAN!

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Harry Oslo: [as Condorman drops into the Seine] Flap, Woody! Flap!

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Harry Oslo: Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.

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Turkish waiter: Your order sir?
Woody Wilkins: [indicates Natlia's drink] I'll have one of those.
Turkish waiter: One Istanbul Express.
Woody Wilkins: Yes. A double.
Turkish waiter: [suprised] A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
Woody Wilkins: Okay. Make it a triple.

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Woody Wilkins: [sitting up in the snow after falling from a cable broken by the KGB] I think they're gone! We can move now!
Harry Oslo: I... may... never... move... again.
[collapses into snow]

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Natalia: [Natalia has just discovered that Woody is not a real agent] Harry, who are you?
Harry Oslo: Huh?
Natalia: [holds up one of Woody's comic books] Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
Harry Oslo: [looking resigned] How'd ya find out?
Natalia: [indicating the gaggle of children around her] The children here read comic books, too.
Harry Oslo: [sighs] Let's take a walk.

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Woody Wilkins: Condorman - vulture of the Western world.
[takes drink, looks surprised, spews jet of flame]

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