Buddy Buddy (1981)
hotel clerk: How long will you be staying with us?
Trabucco: I'll let you know.
Trabucco: Hello Mr. Green? Oh, Mr. White... let me speak to Mr. Brown...
Trabucco: This was gonna be it. Enough money to retire on because in this kind of work you don't qualify for social security.
Clooney: I'm not against a little cleavage, if it's done in good tatse, but nipples are a definite no-no.
Trabucco: What's the matter, everyone's got them.
Clooney: Not in primetime.
Clooney: We've been together 12 years.
Celia Clooney: 12 years - as long as that!
Clooney: Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.
Clooney: What else did you tell him? That I cheat on crossword puzzles? I steal sugar in restaurants? That I wet my bed 'til I was eleven?
Celia Clooney: No, Victor, believe me, I never mentioned that.
Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot: A bed-wetter... Aha! That explains everything!
Clooney: Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco?
Trabucco: Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.
Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot: Premature ejaculation means always having to say you're sorry.
Receptionist: This is a sex clinic, we don't deal with the finished product here.
Receptionist: Go sign the duplicate and come back after lunch.
Clooney: I'm not having lunch.
Receptionist: Well I am.