Ned:
Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
Matty:
This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
Ned:
You shouldn't wear that body.
Matty:
[
to Ned] You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Ned:
What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
Matty:
You don't look lazy.
Judge:
Mr. Racine, the next time you come into my courtroom I hope you've got either a better defense, or a better class of client.
Peter:
I think I've underestimated you, Ned. I don't know why it took me so long. You've started using your incompetence as a weapon.
Ned:
My defense was evolving. You guys got scared.
Ned:
You can stand here with me if you want but you'll have to agree not to talk about the heat.
Matty:
I'm a married woman.
Ned:
Meaning what?
Matty:
Meaning I'm not looking for company.
Ned:
Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.
Ned:
Can I buy you a drink?
Matty:
I told you. I've got a husband.
Ned:
I'll buy him one too.
Matty:
He's out of town.
Ned:
My favorite kind. We'll drink to him.
Matty:
Only comes up on weekends.
Ned:
I'm liking him better all the time.
Ned:
You better take me up on this quick. In about 45 minutes, I'm going to give up and go away.
Ned:
I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets.
Matty:
Get married.
Ned:
I just need it for tonight.
Matty:
Would you get me a paper towel or something? Dip it in some cold water.
Ned:
Right away. I'll even wipe if off for you.
Matty:
You don't want to lick it?
Matty:
What are you doing in Pine Haven?
Ned:
I'm no yokel, I was all the way to Miami once.
Matty:
Well, some men, once they get a whiff of it, they trail you like a hound.
Matty:
My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred. I don't mind. It's the engine or something.
Ned:
Maybe you need a tune up.
Matty:
Don't tell me. You have just the right tool.
Ned:
Sometimes the shit comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.
Ned:
I like this place; it's got a nice feel.
Matty:
You were on top.
Ned:
So it could use a better mattress. See to it, will you?
Matty:
Yes, sir.
Oscar:
Whatcha got for pie today, Stella?
Stella:
I got cherry, cherry and cherry.
Oscar:
Well, what do you recommend?
Stella:
I like the cherry.
Oscar:
Bring it on.
Peter:
I'm really disappointed in you, Racine. I've been living vicariously off of you for years. You shut up on me now, all I have is my wife.
Ned:
How's the cop business, Oscar?
Oscar:
Real good. Always starts hopping in weather like this. When it gets this hot, people try to kill each other.
Peter:
Assistant County Prosecutor is not the end of the line for me.
Ned:
No, no. Someday, Deputy County Prosecutor.
Ned:
Hey lady, ya wanna fuck?
Mary Ann:
Gee, I don't know. Maybe. This sure is a friendly town.
Matty:
Ned, this is Mary Ann.
Mary Ann:
We were just meeting. Ned made me feel very welcome.
[
Ned is getting the arson set-up from Teddy]
Teddy Lewis:
I got a serious question for you: What the fuck are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?
[
Ned nods, "yes"]
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