Gimme a Break! (1981–1987)

Dolph Sweet: Chief Carl Kanisky, Carl Kanisky

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• George : Chief Kanisky... I want you to know it wasn't just just. I mean... Ihave deep emotional feelings for Julie.

  Chief : You're too *short* for deep emotions.

  Julie : Daddy... George is very sensitive about his height.

  Chief : *What* height?

• Katie : Dad, it's hard for Nell to stick to her diet when you're stuffing your face like that.

  Chief : I'm not stuffing.

  Nell : Right. He's eating for two in case he gets pregnant.

  Chief : See what happens? You take away their trough and they get vicious?

  Nell : It's no problem. I'm eating clean, lean, and healthy. After all, you are what you eat. Another helping of jackass, Chief?