Travis W. Redfish: Why is my life so much harder than everybody else's?
Various persons: Everything works if you let it.
Corpus C. Redfish: [to Travis] Well that's a strange and wondrous tale, son, but like everything else, it'll work if you let it.
Lola Bouilliabase: The musicians make it rock, but the roadies make it roll!
Travis W. Redfish: [the telephone rings] I'll get it.
Corpus C. Redfish: You got it.
Travis W. Redfish: Got it! Redfish Salvage. Everything works if you let it.
Corpus C. Redfish: [using the remote to shut off the large number of TVs he is constantly watching] Never did like TV.
Jerry: [the Hank & Jerry show, on the TV in the limo during a car chase scene] People just don't know how to do chase scenes any more.
Hank: You're right. Now, in Mack Sennett's chase scenes, people actually got killed.
Jerry: That's what I mean. Nobody dies for comedy any more.