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Spoof of Apocalypse Now has health inspector Will Dullard traveling by car "uptown" with two friends to have a meeting with a certain Mertz, the owner of a meat processing shop, to "investigate with extreme predjudice." Written by Anonymous

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As the film this lampoons had two endings, this film has three. See more »

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Mertz: I was sad because I had no shoes. Until I met a man... who had no socks.
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Porklips Now ,,, Or Never
29 June 2011 | by See all my reviews

I don't see why folks think this movie is so great. I've seen Apocalypse Now, and I don;t see the humor of this movie at all.

It's an in-your-face movie that relies on not funny visuals, not funny dialog, and not funny concepts.

I was almost falling asleep by the end, seeing nothing amusing the whole time.

"Hardware Wars" was a great spoof, this movie falls flat on it's face.

What "sealed the deal" for me was the ending. What narcotic was the director on? It was not whimsical, not humorous, and not "ironically funny" .

The movie it's self, for me, is forgettable, with nothing special to remember about it.

If you want to see it, there are plenty of online copies you can watch ... never, EVER pay money for this turd !


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