Quotes

Popeye: [to a photo of his Pappy] Poppa. Pretty soon, you and me are going to be together again, huh? Yeah. Thirty years ain't that long. Besides, next Wednesday's our annual-versity. Yeah? Yeah. Stay alive. That's all I'm axskin' you. Good night, Poppa.

Bluto: So you don't like spinach?

Popeye: I hates it.

Poopdeck Pappy: Eat that spinach.

Popeye: I don't wanna eat that spinach.

Poopdeck Pappy: Eat that spinach, you brat!

Popeye: I don't wanna eat that spinach!

Poopdeck Pappy: Uuuuuggggghhh!

Popeye: I don't wanna eat that spinach! I don't wanna! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Poopdeck Pappy: You eat that spinach!

Popeye: Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Poopdeck Pappy: You disobedient brat!

Popeye: Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Poopdeck Pappy: You was disobedient when you was two, and you're still disobedient now!

Popeye: I know you ain't down there. Now where ain't me Swee'Pea?

Poopdeck Pappy: Children. They cry at you when they're young, they yell at you when they're older, they borrows from you when they's middle-aged and they leave you alone to die. Without even paying you back.

Popeye: I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms.

Poopdeck Pappy: No resemblance.

Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye.

Poopdeck Pappy: What squinky eye?

Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, Pap.

Poopdeck Pappy: You idiot, you can't inherit a pipe! Ooh, I am poppa to no male. Nor no female child. That no court could prove otherwise.

Poopdeck Pappy: It is an octupussy.

Popeye: Ya got a room for renk?

Nana Oyl: What for what?

Popeye: Renk, renk. Your sign says ya got a room for renk.

Nana Oyl: Oh, my stars and gardens! My mind was a million miles away. Come in before you catch your death of mud.

Popeye: Mud?

[Reads name on mailbox]

Popeye: Oyls. That explains it. She's down a quart.

Olive Oyl: You won a hundred and twenty samoleans?

Wimpy: You know how many hamburgers that is?

Poopdeck Pappy: Children. You give them everything they want. Give them candy and a lot of toys and what do you get in return? You get a lot of noise: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, my poppa's a mean old man.

Popeye: Bluto. Even though you're bigger than me, you can't win, 'cause you're bad, and the good always wins over the bad.

Bluto: [singing] I'm so mean, I had a dream of beatin' myself up. 'Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke, and woke up. Aaaarrrrrrgh. I'm mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you'll know what I mean! I'm mean! Meaner than... , I sure am mean. Yeah, mean. I'm meaner than that. You know what I mean. I'm so damn mean! I'm mean!

Poopdeck Pappy: Stand to, you swab! You're casking shadows on Poopdeck Pappy. Pride of the Pacifiric. And father to the shark. Brother to the piranhaca. Cousin to the killer whale. And uncle to the octupussy.

Popeye: Where ain't they?

Wimpy: They ain't on the commodore's boat.

Popeye: That's where they ain't? Well if that's where they ain't, I'll prove to you that that's where they ain't.

Popeye: [to the Oyls when they enter the Gambling den] Oh, what is this? A house of ill repukes? Ooh, who'd bring me infant to this den of immoraliky? Don't touch nothin'. You might get a venerable disease.

[Olive accidentally bumps into Popeye on the street and he started to swing his fists]

Olive Oyl: You scared the wits out of me.

Popeye: [Under his breath] Almost knocked'em outta you too.

Popeye: How come carrots is a dollar?

Geezil: $1.50. You buy what I don't feel like selling will cost you $2.00.

Popeye: [Takes the carrots and tosses Geezil a nickel]

Geezil: Ah ah. Nope, this is a nickel.

Popeye: I'm payin' what I feels like payin'.

The Tax Man: You're not up to no good are you? Because if you are there's a 25¢ up to no good tax.

The Tax Man: One sunflower, embarrassing the Tax Man tax.

Poopdeck Pappy: Cut me down. Cut me down.

Popeye: [Grabbing a knife] Cut ya down, cut ya down.

Poopdeck Pappy: Cut me down.

[Popeye does. Pappy lands flat on his face and breaking the chair]

Poopdeck Pappy: Ugh, you idiot.

Popeye: You said cut you down.

Poopdeck Pappy: I didn't say *cut* me down. I said *get* me down, *get* me down. And don't you ever pick up another knife, if you do, I'll make you eat it. You'll be known as the Sword Swallowin' Sailor.

Popeye: There's womens and infinks on that ship.

Poopdeck Pappy: Don't talks to me about the future. I hates the future, and I hates the past, and I hates the present. Especially you.

Nana Oyl: Get him out of that ring. Don't touch his feet. He's gotta dance with those feet.

Olive Oyl: Goochy goo.

Popeye: None of that baby talk around me son. Me son is gonna be a man infink, not a baby infink.

Popeye: [when Bluto sinks him during a fight] Goodnight, Irene!

Geezil: What is that glop you're eating?

Wimpy: It's a soup burger. These are difficult times. Burgers can't be choosers.

Wimpy: Rough House? One genuine hamburger for the gentleman. I'm buying.

Rough House: Who's paying?

Wimpy: I'm buying. He's paying.

Poopdeck Pappy: Don't dare'st say I ain't fair. True I hates... but I come by me hatin' fair... and square. Hatin's me code. I will live and die by hate. Hate's done me more good than anything in the world.