- Jonah: Hey. Cal van Damp. What's the good word with you?
- Cal van Damp: Well, you're the bright boy, I figured you'd know.
- Jonah: Steatopygous.
- Cal van Damp: What?
- Jonah: Steatopygous. It means 'a large rump... a fat ass.'
- Cal van Damp: Why is that the good word?
- Jonah: Well it's like, see- What if I was- If I was to say to you, "Cal, you have a very fat ass." You could be offended. But if I say, "Hey! Good evening, Cal! You sure look steatopygous!" Then you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, do ya?
- Cal van Damp: Hope you don't have any plans for getting your records played on any radio stations.
- Jonah: Not really, no.
- Cal van Damp: Well you shouldn't, 'cause you won't get any.
- Jonah: Anna Freud happens to love Rock 'n' Roll. She came backstage and sold us some blow in Akron, Ohio. That's where she lives.
- Jonah: Well, what was I supposed to say? "Yes, Walter, I am sort of fucking your wife"?
- Lonnie Fox: Is that what we're doing? Sort of fucking?
- Marion: It's the longest adolescence I have ever seen. Well, admit it, in six years, you'll be forty years old. Now, you've gone directly from adolescence to middle age.
- Jonah: In six years I'll be forty years old. In sixteen years, I'll be fifty years old. In twenty-six years, I'll be sixty years old. In a mere sixty-six years, I'll be a hundred years old.
- Jonah: The fern is doing very well.
- Marion: Yes, the fern is doing well, it's doing very, very well.
- Jonah: You spray it regularly, do ya?
- Marion: I spray it every day, I talk to it, give it lots of encouragement.
- Jonah: [whispering] You haven't told it about our separation?
- Marion: No, absolutely not. I didn't think it would be wise at this time, it's just beginning to sprout new leaves.
- Jonah: Well, what do you expect? "A grown man living in a kid's world." What do you think I'm doing out there? Cashing in my E tickets for a ride through the Magic Kingdom? You think I'm playing my gigs in The Haunted House?
- Marion: I'd like to talk to you about Matty.
- Jonah: [Looking in the refrigerator] No yogurt? No strawberry yogurt?
- Marion: Well, you were the one who liked strawberry yogurt.
- Jonah: [Closing the refrigerator] Boy, you get a little separated and you can just forget it for your strawberry yogurt... .Talk to Matty about what?
- Clarence Franklin: What about our bread?
- Jonah: What about our bread?
- Clarence Franklin: Let me tell you something. We've been friends a long time. But I can't live on no $400 a week. It doesn't cover my alimony or my dope bills.
- Danny Duggin: What dope bills? You haven't bought anything in years!
- Clarence Franklin: Fuck you, years!
- Jonah: You're not the only one with alimony and dope bills.
- Hare Krishna: [Offering Jonah a book] You said that your mind is troubled, why don't you check it out, brother?
- Jonah: You know, this is such a minor point, I hate to even bring it up but... I have a brother.
- Hare Krishna: We're all brothers.
- Jonah: No, I mean I have a real brother.
- Hare Krishna: We're all real brothers!
- Jonah: Well, this real brother used to sleep in the other bed in my room.
- Hare Krishna: Look, look, all I'm saying to you is if you want to purify your existence, get into your spiritual self, check it out.
- [Jonah accepts the book]
- Hare Krishna: Okay, okay, Hare Krishna!
- Jonah: [Softly as he walks away] Okay, okay, Harry Chapin.
- Danny Duggin: All right. The first drummer with the Average White Band. Robbie...
- Jonah: Right.
- Danny Duggin: I don't know his last name.
- Jonah: Robbie OD'd at Cher's friend's house.
- Clarence Franklin: I'm runnin' outta names.
- Jonah: Right.
- Danny Duggin: OD'd at Cher's friend's house was his last name?
- Jonah: No, that's where he...
- Danny Duggin: Oh.
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