Oh Heavenly Dog (1980)
Higgins: This is not a wedding ceremony, Mr. Browning. You are not obligated to repeat everything I say.
Bart: Stop that animal! STOP THAT ANIMAL!
Deaf Postie: Stamps with animals? Yes, I believe we do... but you don't have to shout!
Browning: So Beckett's birthday was 6 months ago, or 6 months from now depending on how you look at it.
Pelican Man: [takes a fish out of his mouth] I used to be a pelican, what were you?
Browning: [disgruntled] Jesus Christ!
Pelican Man: [in awe] Really?
Jackie: Excuse me, is Mr. Shackleton in?
Margaret: I'm Mr. Shackleton. Mr. Browning thought it sounded more official to have two names on the door.
Jackie: What're you doing here?
Browning: Having cough medicine, what're you doing here?
Jackie: This isn't cough medicine, it's brandy.
Browning: So I lied.